"Navigating These Waters" by SVZ

[xdiorix]

Title: Navigating These Waters
Author: SVZ
Reader: blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Glee
Pairings: Tina Cohen-Chang/Mike Chang
Summary: Their relationship's not perfect - far from it, actually.
Length: 9:04
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

(5+10) x 1= 15 points

"Lifeline" by dance_across

[xdiorix]

Title: Lifeline
Author: dance_across
Reader: blackglass
Rating: M
Fandom: Deadpool
Pairings: Vanessa Carlysle/Wade Wilson
Summary: Wade and Vanessa have a Real Adult Conversation. With nudity!
Length: 23:16
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

(10+10) x 3= 60 points

X-posted to podfic_bingo

2 animated movies crossovers

[xdiorix]

Title: All I Want To Do Is Eat My Princess's Brains
Author: pipisafoat
Reader: blackglass
Rating: T
Fandom: Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Tangled, Mulan, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: Prompt: Disney Princesses. I think I would love anything you could write for this. If you need ideas, Belle is my favorite. Something supernatural might be fun for an apocalypse, or even just leave that out and drop them in the post-apocalyptic world, trying to survive. You know they would be badasses at it.

Ariel flips her hair over one shoulder in a well-practiced flash of red. “You two and your precious books. True love will win out over books any day.”

“Go seduce Prince Eric’s rotting corpse, then,” Rapunzel practically spits, gathering up the books and marching to a different table. “The book-lovers will find a way to win while you’re busy having your brains eaten."
Length: 11:14
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(10+10+10+10+10+10+10) + (10+10+10+10+10+10+10)] x 2= 280 points


Title: Stowaway
Author: NerumiH
Reader: blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Tangled, Brave, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: In which the crew retells the story of how Rapunzel the not-so-princess found her way onto the ship, and exactly whose fault it is.
Length: 40:29 (w/ music), 39:05 (w/o music)
Download: Right click and save as an mp3 w/ music or as an mp3 w/o music. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(10+10+10+10) + (10+10+10+10)] x 4= 320 points

Total Points: 600 points

Can we have fandom tags for Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, and Cinderella?

"Share It To Enjoy" by Rubynye

[xdiorix]

Title: Share It To Enjoy
Author: Rubynye
Reader: blackglass
Rating: T
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America
Pairings: Clint Barton/Steve Rogers, Gabe Jones/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Janet Van Dyne, Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov, Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Summary: Eight Kisses (in eight ficlets) for Steve Rogers.
Length: 24:30
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

(5+10+10+10+10+10+10+5+5) x 3= 225 points

It's Podfic-Dump Time!

[reena_jenkins]

Title: Domesticity Is a Cult
Author: jlh
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Avengers (movie'verse)
Pairings: Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanova
Warnings: Male-Female Friendship, Romance, Humor, Established Relationship, Dinner, Movie Night, Workplace
Length: 00:10:55

Author's Summary: Pepper's daily routine is interrupted when Natasha is off on a mission, so Tony steps in to help her out.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (1+5)x2 = 12 points





Title: give a little, get a lot
Author: defcontwo
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: NC-17
Fandoms: DCU, Red Robin (comics)
Pairings: Tim Drake/Jason Todd
Warnings: Feelings, Tim Is Bad At Feelings, Pranks
Music: Think I'm In Love, as performed by Beck
Length: 00:20:31

Author's Summary: Tim is bad at feelings, so he instigates a prank war. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10)x3 = 60 points





Title: who won by the light of the moon and stars?
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Thor (movie'verse), Teen Wolf, Norse Mythology
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Secret Identity, Identity Issues, Family, Future Fic, Loki & His Children
Length: 00:13:03

Author's Summary: Stiles Stilinski is a spark. [AU after Thor]

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: ((5+1+10)+(10+1+10))x2 = 74 points





Title: Do What You Like (Just Don't Do It Here)
Author: DevilDoll
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: DCU, Batman, Under The Red Hood
Pairings: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne/Selina Kyle
Warnings: post-Under The Red Hood
Length: 00:11:30

Author's Summary: "Dick and Jason are having sex."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: ((10+10)+(10+10))x2 = 80 points





Title: Hand in the Pocket, Finger on the Steel
Author: azephirin
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: The Series, Fast & Furious (FatF franchise)
Pairings: Faith Lehane/Dominic Toretto, Letty Ortiz/Dominic Toretto
Warnings: Crossover, Slayers, Kissing, Revenge, Ambiguous Relationships, Alliances, Mid-Movie, Conspiracy, Cars, Canon Related, Grief, Canon Het Relationship
Length: 00:10:06

Author's Summary: He finds what he's looking for, but he's not alone.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: ((5+5+5)+(10+10))x2 = 70 points





Title: no wererats at the mall
Author: pprfaith
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter
Pairings: Buffy Summers/Rafael
Warnings: Crossover, Fluff, Date Night, Pack Shenanigans, Wishlist 2010
Length: 00:12:54

Author's Summary: It's date night and they will enjoy it, damn you!

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: ((5+10)+(10))x2 = 50 points





Title: family connections
Author: tigriswolf
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Leverage, White Collar, Greek and Roman Mythology, Native American/First Nations Mythology, African Diasporic Mythology
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Crossover, Mythology Fandom, Future Fic, Meet the Parents, Meet the Family, Family Secrets, Alternate Universe
Length: 00:10:02

Author's Summary: Neal doesn't often talk about his family. / Parker said, "This is my grandpa Hermes." [Two interconnected drabbles involving Hermes, God of Thieves.]

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: ((5+5+5+10+10)+(5+5+10+10+10))x2 = 150 points

Total points:12+60+74+80+70+50+150 = 496 points

Mods - I grouped "Greek and Roman Mythology," "Native American/First Nations Mythology," "African Diasporic Mythology," and "Norse Mythology" under the same Fandom:Mythology tag. Also, I couldn't find the "Anita Blake:Vampire Hunter" tag./>

The Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions: Part II

[analise010]

kdheart and I are back at it again, battling for shortest podfic. This year's rules were to record:
- one repod from the other person
- one fic in a language other than English
- one fic that the other person wrote
- and two freebies.

You can find kdheart's post over here.

( Micropodfics are under the cut! )

Thanks to theothershiroki for making us another AMAZING banner for this year's battle.

Total Points: 20 + 10 + 20 + 20 + 20 = 90
*** Someone please check these points because I don't know if I calculated correctly.

2 Dishonored and 1 FFVII podfics

[kess]

( Podfics here! )

 

And together! Points: 1,280 + 600 + 60 = 1,940

 

 

The Unicorn's Keeper by otter

[rhea314]

Title: The Unicorn’s Keeper
Author: otter
Reader: Rhea314 & Anatsuno
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Character: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Stiles didn't choose to give his life to the unicorns, not really; they were the ones who chose him. He didn't understand, then, what it was they were taking from him.
Text: here
Length 0:31:44
Link: here
1+1 x 3 = 6

The Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions Returns

[kdheart]

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions...Part II :D Because, why not?

We had so much fun the first time (and so little time to work on anything that wouldn't compete for the Blipvert) that analise010 and I decided to do this again. Come on, who doesn't like tiny podficcletts? And really condensed crack?

The rules(-ish) of this battle were that we would both record the same fic, then one we each wrote for the other, a re-pod of something from the last battle and two more new stories each.

Banner made by the lovely theothershiroki

My worthy opponent's post can be found over here

Enjoy the battle :D

1. Simulpod

Author: analise010
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Star Trek
Character: Nyota Uhura
Rating: G
Length: 13s
Language: Spanish

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Star Trek)+5(gen)+10(Spanish)= 20


2. analise010's fic for me (which goes with the one I wrote for her)


Author: analise010
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
Pairings: Dot/Hugh/Phryne
Rating: M
Length: 16s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries)+10(Dot/Hugh/Phryne)=20


3. Repod from last round

Author: analise010
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: YuuYuu Hakusho
Pairings: Keiko/Yusuke
Rating: G
Length: 12s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(YuuYuu Hakusho)+10(Yusuke/Keiko)=15

4.


Author: kdheart
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Whyborne & Griffin, Doctor Who
Characters: Christine Putnam
Rating: G
Length: 17s

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Whyborne&Griffin)+5(Doctor Who)+10(gen)+5(gen)=30


5.

Author: kdheart
Reader: kdheart
Fandom: Prin timp si spatiu cu Victor Tibla si Doru Bara
Characters: Victor Tibla
Rating: G
Length: 15s
Language: Romanian

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Prin timp si spatiu cu Victor Tibla si Doru Bara)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=30


Total Points: 20+20+15+30+30=115

My shortest podficlet this year turned out 12s long, which is 2s longer than my previous record and 3s longer than analise010's overall record.

5 Captive Prince podfics by Fahye

[greedy_dancer]

Title: A Collection of Captive Prince Podfics - 5 Tumblr ficlets written by Fahye
Text: Captive Prince Tumblr ficlets by Fahye
Reader: greedy_dancer
Warnings: None
Length: 33:08


cover by greedy_dancer

Downloads:
Chaptered Audiobook (32Mb) | MP3 (30Mb) (right click, save as)
Streaming: at AO3

( Individual podfics details, download links, points & notes )

Total Points: 5 podfics worth 20 points each = 100 points.

Two podfics by Rhea314 & RevolutionaryJo

[rhea314]

Title: An Open Secret
Author: flyingcarpet
Reader: RevolutionaryJo & Rhea314
Fandom: Raven Cycle
Character: Gansey/Blue, Ronan/Adam
Rating: teen and up
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Blue begins to suspect that Adam's feelings no longer need protecting.
Text: here
Length 0:11:00
Link: here
10+10+10 x 2 = 60

Title: Blue & Ronan Friendship Thing
Author: Momebie
Reader: RevolutionaryJo & Rhea314
Fandom: Raven Cycle
Character: Blue & Ronan
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Blue & Ronan friendship thing
Text: here
Length 0:04:26
Link: here
10+10 x1 = 20

Total 80 points

Replacement Costs

[reena_jenkins]

 

Title: Replacement Costs
Author: imaginary_golux
Reader: frecklebomb  & reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Humor, Crack, mid-movie 
Sound Effects: snagged via Freesound: here and here
Length: 00:14:44

Author's Summary: A selection of requests for item replacement submitted by General Hux (and Captain Phasma) during the course of the story.

Alternately, the slow eroding of General Hux's professionalism and sanity, which is entirely Kylo Ren's fault.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10)x2 = 40 points