I've invented a momentum that'll never slow me down [written by blackkat; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: I've invented a momentum that'll never slow me down
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Gen (pre- Tobirama/Madara & Hashirama/Mito)
Rating: Teen
Length: 41:06
Size: 57.0MB
Music: Anything by Hedley
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: “No,” Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he’s going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, “If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots.”

Part 1 of the Superhero AU series

Link: mp3

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cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

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