The Chanukah Story… With Swears

[chestnut_pod]

Title: The Chanukah Story… With Swears
Author: swanjolras
Reader: chestnut_filly
Fandom: Jewish scripture and legend
Summary: What it says on the tin. The Chanukah story, with more swearing than when you accidentally splash hot latke oil on yourself.
Rating: T
Length: 7:07
File Size/Type: 14 MB/mp3

Mediafire link

Have a great second night, everyone! Chag sameach!

Comments

[kitsuneheart]

Here's your archive link. Please double-check for accuracy.

http://www.audiofic.jinjurly.com/chanukah-storywith-swears

(Also, thanks for continuing to record these. I'll maybe be playing this for my mother in law tonight, but she is kind of extra-bleh about swear words, so it might not go over well....)

[chestnut_pod]

Thanks :)

This one has slightly less swearing than the other two? So perhaps she wouldn't mind as much. I'd seriously be honored; I don't think anyone's ever played me to their in-laws before!

[kitsuneheart]

It was a...less than pleasant evening (did you know that one year olds like to scream at the top of their lungs? I do. I know this very well). We were just trying to get out of there ASAP, so this didn't even cross my mind. Hopefully before the 8 nights end.

[chestnut_pod]

Oof, that sounds… bracing. I'm glad you did, in the end, get out of there!