intransitive: (annahands)
intransitive ([personal profile] intransitive) wrote in [community profile] amplificathon2014-05-01 01:56 pm

a million Hockey RPF podfics

Now that Amplificathon2014 is over, I'm crossposting a bunch of the boyslash podfic I haven't posted here yet, but wasn't planning on claiming points for.

7 Kane/Toews fics, 3 Sid/Geno fics, 1 Paulie/Nealer fic, and 1 Kaner&Oshie bros fic

Title: let's make it plural
Author: ellot
Reader/cover art: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 2:26:21
Summary: Tazer and Kaner are dating. Too bad they don't know it. Yet.

Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [62 MB, zipped] | m4b [70 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [62 MB, zipped] | m4b [70 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: if you feel me put your hands high
Author: vlieger
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 17:53
Summary: Obligatory post-lockout porn. With super-indulgent bonus feelings, sorry.

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [8.19 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [8.19 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: Space Kaner
Author: [personal profile] celli
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 18:05
Summary: Patrick has an extra toe from an unfortunate accident as a child and an inconvenient crush on his commanding officer. It gets worse from there.

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [8.28 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [8.28 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: The Limited Circle
Author: [livejournal.com profile] chibirhm
Reader/cover art: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 34:09
Summary: “The limited circle is pure.” - Franz Kafka (Or: Six Times Tazer Was an Introvert and Kaner Was Pretty Cool About It.)

Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [16 MB] | m4b [17 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [16 MB] | m4b [17 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: This Must Be the Place
Author: [livejournal.com profile] thehoyden
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Sid/Geno
Length: 1:45:23
Summary: There’s what everyone else does, and there’s what Sidney does, and there’s not much intersection between the two.

Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [48 MB] | m4b [50 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [48 MB] | m4b [50 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: put your money where your mouth is
Author: demotu
Reader/cover art: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Jonathan Toews/Patrick Kane
Length: 56:48
Summary: Honestly, Pat isn't sure how they got here. He's had a lot to drink, and they've been engaged in about four hours of what was Mario Kart war but turned into an epic Smash Bros. tournament, and somewhere along the way bets that required badges of honour were made, except instead of badges of honour somebody—okay, probably Pat—decided they were to be badges of shame, and somebody—again, probably Pat—decided the winner got to mark the loser so everybody could heckle him until it faded.

Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [26 MB] | m4b [27 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [26 MB] | m4b [27 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: Marriage is What Brings Us Together
Author: [personal profile] james
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: General Audiences
Pairing: James Neal/Paul Martin
Length: 17:08
Summary: James gets a letter which makes him realise all kinds of things he didn't know. Like that he might be married to Paulie.

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [7.85 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [7.85 MB]

Or, stream at AO3


Title: Close to Water
Author: [personal profile] derryderrydown
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: General audiences
Pairing: Sid/Geno
Length: 13:40
Summary: "I was wondering." Sid cleared his throat and looked awkward, and Geno had a moment of dread over what horror Sid was going to ask of him, before Sid said, in a rush, "Do you want to go canoeing?"

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [6.26 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [6.26 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: This Love Is Be and End All
Author: hawksjolras
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Length: 22:17
Summary: Jonny reads. Jonny reads plenty. Jonny is college educated (sort of) and Sharpy can suck his dick, because he reads all the fucking time, okay. Except, see, he sort of doesn’t, and then Sharpy challenged him to a book club, and how do you even do that, book clubs aren’t supposed to have winners, but apparently the Blackhawks Book Club will, and PR is trying to make a thing out of it to encourage literacy and promote the library system in the city or something, so the whole team and a lot of the staff have to go find and read this book, and basically what all this means is that it’s a week before Christmas and Jonathan Toews is grumbling to himself and scowling at a shelf in the library like he wants it to be set on fire, because the shelf is missing the book he’s supposed to be reading for this stupid club that he is going to win.

“Can I help you find something?” someone asks, and Jonny jumps.

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [10.21 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [10.21 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: Canadian Coping Mechanisms (or It Takes a Village)
Author: iBear
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen & up
Pairing: Sid/Geno
Length: 33:37
Summary: Sid gets de-aged. The Russian clique helps? interferes in? Geno's attempts to care for him.

Permanent download links: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [15.5 MB] | m4b [16.4 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download links: mp3 [15.5 MB] | m4b [16.4 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: Why Do Birds
Author: [personal profile] angelsaves
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Pairing: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Length: 33:02
Summary: Jonathan Toews has uncomfortable feelings about Patrick Kane. He tries to be reasonable about these things. It doesn't work very well.

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [15.13 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [15.13 MB]

Or, stream at AO3

Title: Olympic Bros
Author: coggs
Reader: [personal profile] intransitive ([livejournal.com profile] exmanhater)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: General audiences
Pairing: gen (hints of Kane/Toews, Kaner&Oshie brotp)
Length: 5:23
Summary: Jonny knew TJ was rooming with Kaner at the Olympics because TJ had texted him “rooming with ya boy!” followed by five emoticon thumbs up when they had found out. Kaner had spent the last month trying to get Jonny to tell him the worst things about TJ “other than the obvious.”

Permanent download link: (right-click, save-as) mp3 [2.46 MB]
Temporary Mediafire download link: mp3 [2.46 MB]