[WIP] Dark Prince, Chapter 26 (Silmarillion, LotR)

[chantress]

Title: Dark Prince
Author: Spiced_Wine
Reader: chantress
Fandom: The Silmarillion/The Lord of the Rings
Pairings: Morgoth/OC, Sauron/OC, Maglor/OC--and others mentioned, implied, or downright USTing up the place ;)
Rating: Mature
Length and format: 00:07:50 (Chapter 26), mp3
Summary: Lúthien was not the only offspring of Maia and Elf born in the Elder Days, but Vanimórë's tale was never to be sung in glittering halls.

His mother was Elven. His father was Sauron. His birth was accomplished by the blackest sorcery of Morgoth Bauglir.

He was forged as a double-edged sword is forged, as lethal and as beautiful. And they tested him to breaking-point.

He would not break.

The first of the Dark Prince series, the story of Sauron's son, born to be a weapon, a warrior, a servant of the Dark - or its eternal enemy.

Warnings: Rape, dubcon, violence, torture, incest, slavery, sexual content, and Elvish as rendered by an over-enthusiastic Mortal.
Text: Here
Download link for Chapter 26 Here

Your Rightful Place (LotR)

[chantress]

Title: Your Rightful Place
Author: amyfortuna
Reader: chantress
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Aragorn/Arwen
Rating: Mature
Length and format: 00:01:23
Summary: The Queen of Gondor puts her husband in his place.
Warnings: None
Text: Here
Additional notes and download link: Here

Points: (5 + 10) x 1 = 15

[Torah] The Passover Story… With Swears

[chestnut_pod]

Title: The Passover Story… With Swears
Author: swanjolras
Reader: chestnut_pod
Fandom: Torah
Rating: T
Summary: Maggid like it's 5776.
Length: 11:26
File Size/Type: 10.8 MB/mp3

Mediafire link

(10 + 10) x 2 = 40

[Tortall] A Dove Is Not a Pretty Bird

[chestnut_pod]

Title: A Dove Is Not a Pretty Bird
Author: nimblermortal
Reader: chestnut_pod
Fandom: Tortall, Daughter of the Lioness
Pairing: Gen, Dove-centric
Author's Rating: G
Author's Summary: "No one meant for Dove to be queen, but they all have to learn to deal with it."
Length: 6:35
File Size/Type: 6.6 MB/mp3

Mediafire link

(5 + 10) x 1 = 15 pts.

Superhero Speed Dating

[reena_jenkins]

 

Title: Superhero Speed Dating
Author: storiesfortravellers
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: DCU (animated universe), Avengers (movie'verse), X-Men (movie'verse)
Pairings: Oliver Queen/Tony Stark, Natasha Romanova/Jason Todd, Bruce Banner/Superman, Charles Xavier/Steve Rogers, implied Charles Xavier/Magneto, James "Bucky" Barnes/Huntress
Warnings: Crack, Humor, Speed Dating, flirtation, Bad Ideas, Violence, Sexual Content, Jealousy, Billionaires, Tony Being Tony, Crossover
Length: 00:11:16

Author's Summary: Darcy thinks it's a great idea to organize speed-dating for heroes. It kind of goes horribly.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here(thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: ((10+1+5)+(10+10+10+10+10))x2 = 132 points

"Life, Actually" by ChokolatteJedi

[xdiorix]

Title: Life, Actually
Author: ChokolatteJedi
Reader: blackglass
Rating: T
Fandom: Love Actually
Pairings: Harry/Karen, David/Natalie, Joanna Anderson/Sam, Juliet/Peter, Aurelia/Jamie Bennett, Jack/Judy
Summary: Life, actually, goes on.
Length: 14:58
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(10) + (10+10+10+10+10+10)] x 2= 140 points

"the final problem has a cheat code" by gladdecease

[xdiorix]

Title: the final problem has a cheat code
Author: gladdecease
Reader: blackglass
Rating: G
Fandom: Elementary, Birds of Prey (comics)
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: She doesn't grab my attention until she's already in my building, stealing swipe cards from janitors and wondering under her breath how to get onto limited access floors. My floors.
Length: 18:38
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(5+10) + (10+10)] x 2= 70 points

X-posted to podfic_bingo

[Podfic] The DI and the Spy 2

[chasingriver]

Title: The DI and the Spy 2
Author: chasingriver chasingriversong
Reader: chasingriver
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Rating: E

Length: 07:31:45

Formats and links: (alternate links can be found on the AO3 post)

• MP3 | 259 MB
• 11 MP3s in a .ZIP file | 258 MB
• Podbook/M4B | 222 MB
• Streaming at AO3
• Podfic archive link TBD

Summary: After their unconventional introduction in The DI and the Spy, Mycroft decides to accept Greg's offer of "running lessons".

Note: This podfic is a direct sequel to The DI and the Spy, and certain plot elements will be confusing if you haven't read or listened to it.

Warnings: none
Text: The DI and the Spy 2

points: (1+5)*20=120

Welcome to the Hellmouth (The Red Rain Remix)

[reena_jenkins]

 

Title: Welcome to the Hellmouth (The Red Rain Remix)
Author: zarabithia
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: R
Fandoms: DCU, Batman (comics), Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairings: Dick Grayson/Buffy Summers
Warnings: Crossover, Female Protagonist, Remix, post-The Gift
Length: 00:23:15

Author's Summary: The resurrection spell goes wrong and Buffy is sent to another universe entirely.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here(thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: ((5+5)+(10))x3 = 60 points

The 500 Helmets of Bartholomew Knight (Check Please!)

[code_switch]

Title: The 500 Helmets of Bartholomew Knight
Author: jedusaur
Reader: codeswitch
Rating: Teen and up
Fandom: Dr. Seuss, Check Please!
Pairings: Gen
Summary:
"Ooh, I've got an idea,” said Sir Holster. “Get back out on the ice and let’s shoot pucks at it until we knock it off.”
"K,” said Bartholomew, who was ready to try anything at this point. He kept pulling off helmets one after another, but they just kept materializing. 
“Yeah, let’s concuss the helmet off,” said Sir Lardo. “Jesus fuck, you morons. No.”

Length: 4:42
Stream or download at Soundcloud.

Crossposted to AO3. 

Points: [5+10+10+10] x1= 35

Mission Impossible

[reena_jenkins]

 

Title: Mission Impossible
Author: Synph
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Teen Titans (comics), Teen Wolf, DCU
Pairings: Tim Drake/Kon-El
Warnings: Implied Relationships, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Alternate Universe - Law Enforcement, Crossover, Case Fic
Length: 00:12:56

Author's Summary: There’s something in the forests of Beacon Hills. Kon-El and Tim are called in to help local National Preternatural Protection Service agents catch a killer.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here(thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+1+10)x2 = 42 points

2 Gundam Wing AU Oral Not!Fics created by Opalsong, Rhea314, Lattice_Frames, Fleurrochard, Kalakirya

[opalsong]

Title: Gundam Wing: Endless Kaiju
Creators: Opalsong, Rhea314, & lattice_frames
Fandom: Gundam Wing/Pacific Rim
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen (for language)
Length: 19:49
Size: 18.5 MB
Music: Wild Wing by Toshihiko Seki
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: The Earthsphere government has gone behind Relena's back and undermined the MS program; believing that moving the population to the colonies is a better option. But Relena knows that the Kaiju will be back. So she gathers the only forces she has left: five battered gundams, six weary pilots (Dorothy refused her government mandated resignation), and five Doctors of dubious ethics. This team will save the Earthsphere (again).

Or: In which Opalsong was recording too much Gundam Wing podfic and saw a Pacific Rim fic cross her dash and thought "This make So Much Sense!!"

Links: mp3
Archive Link




Title: "Sanc Kingdom god-damns" only at NHL.com
Creators: Opalsong, Rhea314, lattice_frames, fleurrochard, & kalakirya
Fandom: Gundam Wing/Hockey RPF
Pairings: Duo/Heero, Trowa/Quatre, Relena/Dorothy, Wufei/Meilan
Rating: Teen (for language)
Length: 31:10
Size: 28.7 MB
Music: Cry for the Dream by Hikaru Midorikawa
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: INTRODUCING YOUR SANC KINGDOM GUNDAMS, WHO THEY ARE, WHAT THEY DO, AND WHY THE BANDWAGON IS THE GREATEST PLACE TO BE

Links: mp3
Archive Link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

POINTS:
Gundam Wing: Endless Kaiju (5+5+10+10) * 2 = 60
Sanc Kingdom god-damns (5+1+10+10+10+10) * 3 = 138

Opalsong, Rhea314, & Lattice_Frames: 198
Fleurrochard & Kalakirya: 138

Walpurgis Nacht, The Pied Piper/german mythology

[myrdschaem]

Title: Walpurgis Nacht
Author: icarus_chained 
Reader: myrdschaem |arioch
Fandom: Der Rattenfänger von Hameln|The Pied Piper of Hamelin, german mythology
Pairing: Gen
Rating: M
Length and format: 00:46:24, 26 MB, mp3

Summary: In 1876, in the Harz mountains in Saxon Germany, a dark court takes possession of a ruined castle overlooking a village, led by a lady all in red. On Walpurgis Nacht, the most dangerous night of the year, a stranger wanders into the terrified town, and the world is made to realise that there are things that even vampires should not mess with.

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence
Text: Here
Ao3 and download link: Ao3 Post | Google Drive Download

keraaminenkettu helped me with the cover, a big thank you! Everyone else, fröhliche Walpurgis! :D
 
points: ((10 + 10) + (10 + 10))*4=160

Normal Things by Tabi

[rhea314]

Title: Normal Things
Author: Tabi
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Suzumiya Haruhi Series / Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Character: Kyon/Koizumi Itsuki
Rating: Mature
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: More than anything, Kyon is normal. Koizumi likes that.
Text: here
Length 0:12:22
Link: here
10+10 x2 = 40

21 Things You Don’t Know About Jemima Walker

[rhea314]

Title: 21 Things You Don’t Know About Jemima Walker
Author: antistar_e
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: In the Flesh
Character: Jemima Walker & Kieren Walker
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No archive warnings
Summary: Or: 21 random facts about a tough gun-toting badass girl called Jem.
Warnings for suicide mentions, unaddressed PTSD, and your typical zombie apocalypse levels of violence.
Text: here
Length 0:29:18
Link: here
10+10 x 3 = 60