"Don't Feed Me, Seymour" by gyzym, Inception

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, we just need a little comedy. Many thanks to gyzym for letting me have a bit of fun with her creation!

Title: Don't Feed Me, Seymour
Author: gyzym 
Read By: emilianadarling 
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Time: 00:18:51
Intro/Outro Song: "Harlem Nocturne" by the Glenn Miller Orchestra
Permanant Link: Here!
Summary: "This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be 'This looks like intestines', and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.  Arthur can't cook: Eames pretends to enjoy anyways.

:D Please drop me a line if you enjoy!

(This podfic also fills my "Read Animatedly" prompt for podfic_bingo !)

Comments

[calliglad.livejournal.com]

!♥!

Every time I speak to you, I get this uncontrollable urge to podfic. It's criminal, I tell you. I'm supposed to be writing my big bang, not daydreaming about how I'd read Eames!

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Heeheeeheeeeee!! Give into the urge!! Join me in the dark side!

(Also, you as Eames, me as Arthur = love forever, seriously. WE SHOULD DO IT. It would be incredibly hilarious if it was a sexy story, too. "What are you doing, Emi?" "Oh, just simulating gay sex with a British woman...")

<3<3<3

[calliglad.livejournal.com]

Noooooooo, you'll never take me alive!!

(WE ARE DOING THIS. IT IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. A SORDID, SORDID HEAVEN)

I have never recorded porn. *blushes and hides under rock* Don't JUDGE me, okay? It's just that I record podfic primarily for my sister, so she can listen to them like bedtime stories while I'm away at uni. And the idea of reading my sister gay porn is somewhat unsettling......

But I'm sure I can stretch my boundaries and just tell her not to listen to that one D:

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

IT IS PERFECT I KNOW RIGHT?

It is okay to have never recorded porn, especially as you generally do your reordings for your sister. <3 No judging here! I read my very first naughty fic less than two weeks ago, I have ZERO ground to stand on. And it's SO sweet that you record fic for bedtime stories for your sister... completely lovely.

[calliglad.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll make you a deal. I get pretty frustrated with my no-porn rule sometimes, because there are so many great fics out there that do contain porn, so I will record something risque ;) with you, so long as I've tried it by myself first and gotten the mortification out of the way. I can abridge it for the sister, or something.

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Record something by yourself first, for suuuure. I say this because I HAVE recorded porn, and I'm still :O D: :O thinking about us tag-teaming a steamy fic. Excited, but definitely getting... performance anxiety?... for podficcing, and that is WEIRD!

But yes! Record something porny, and then we can record something possibly porny together, and it will be awesome. :D (I will totes listen to your porny fic fo sho. :D)