"Don't Feed Me, Seymour" by gyzym, Inception

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, we just need a little comedy. Many thanks to gyzym for letting me have a bit of fun with her creation!

Title: Don't Feed Me, Seymour
Author: gyzym 
Read By: emilianadarling 
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Time: 00:18:51
Intro/Outro Song: "Harlem Nocturne" by the Glenn Miller Orchestra
Permanant Link: Here!
Summary: "This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be 'This looks like intestines', and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.  Arthur can't cook: Eames pretends to enjoy anyways.

:D Please drop me a line if you enjoy!

(This podfic also fills my "Read Animatedly" prompt for podfic_bingo !)

Comments

[cybel]

Hey, your file name is corrupt, no .mp3 tag. I added it manually and the file opens fine. :-)

Looking forward to listening!

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Oh, bother, really? Shall try to fix! Thanks for letting me know.

[calliglad.livejournal.com]

!♥!

Every time I speak to you, I get this uncontrollable urge to podfic. It's criminal, I tell you. I'm supposed to be writing my big bang, not daydreaming about how I'd read Eames!

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Heeheeeheeeeee!! Give into the urge!! Join me in the dark side!

(Also, you as Eames, me as Arthur = love forever, seriously. WE SHOULD DO IT. It would be incredibly hilarious if it was a sexy story, too. "What are you doing, Emi?" "Oh, just simulating gay sex with a British woman...")

<3<3<3

[calliglad.livejournal.com]

Noooooooo, you'll never take me alive!!

(WE ARE DOING THIS. IT IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. A SORDID, SORDID HEAVEN)

I have never recorded porn. *blushes and hides under rock* Don't JUDGE me, okay? It's just that I record podfic primarily for my sister, so she can listen to them like bedtime stories while I'm away at uni. And the idea of reading my sister gay porn is somewhat unsettling......

But I'm sure I can stretch my boundaries and just tell her not to listen to that one D:

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

IT IS PERFECT I KNOW RIGHT?

It is okay to have never recorded porn, especially as you generally do your reordings for your sister. <3 No judging here! I read my very first naughty fic less than two weeks ago, I have ZERO ground to stand on. And it's SO sweet that you record fic for bedtime stories for your sister... completely lovely.

[calliglad.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll make you a deal. I get pretty frustrated with my no-porn rule sometimes, because there are so many great fics out there that do contain porn, so I will record something risque ;) with you, so long as I've tried it by myself first and gotten the mortification out of the way. I can abridge it for the sister, or something.

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Record something by yourself first, for suuuure. I say this because I HAVE recorded porn, and I'm still :O D: :O thinking about us tag-teaming a steamy fic. Excited, but definitely getting... performance anxiety?... for podficcing, and that is WEIRD!

But yes! Record something porny, and then we can record something possibly porny together, and it will be awesome. :D (I will totes listen to your porny fic fo sho. :D)

[too-rational.livejournal.com]

OMG, I love this fic; I think an 'animated reading' of it is going to have me in stitches! \o/

*dls IMMEDIATELY* Thank you! <333

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Thank you for downloading! :D The animated reading had Boyfriend in the other room poking his head in and asking "are you okay? you're making a lot of weird noises..."

I hope you enjoy, hon!

[too-rational.livejournal.com]

LOL! Now I'm just dying to hear those weird noises! *puts at the top of the queue*

Welcome; thank YOU. *gives cookies*

[daraq.livejournal.com]

Cool! Thank you very much!

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

You're welcome very much. :D

[aphelant.livejournal.com]

http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/dont-feed-me-seymour

:)

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, lovey!

[dodificus.livejournal.com]

Your reading of Eames was hilarious<3

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, duckie! So glad you enjoyed it! <3 Reading Eames was lots of fun on this one. :)

(AHAHA DUCKIE OMG COINCIDENCE ENTIRELY)

[addisongrey.livejournal.com]

This! Goodness grief, omg it's amazing. I love this story to bits and usually (okay always) I'm a total horrible snob and only like stuff read in british accents but this was perfect and awesome and so utterly hilarious I cracked up in every single minute. Eame's voice was perfect! So painful, so martyred so loved and utterly gorgeous. This is definitely going on the ipod and 5 star rated and very much so repeated again and again.
My only peeve is the intro and outro goes on for way too long and is kinda cheesy >_<" I'd rather just hear you read :D

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Haha, hallo there! :D Thanks for commenting! I'm pleased that my accent was tolerable, at least for a little while. ^-^ It's not American, at least, I suppose? Maybe that helps? In any case, I'm really pleased that you enjoyed. This was my first real attempt at comedy, so I'm glad it made you laugh!

Sorry, love! I'm a huge fan of intro/outros, but I know that they don't work for everyone. I love how they surround the story, bring me in and lead me out -- and I generally include the entire song at the end, so that is often quite long. I was going for as cheesy as possible with this particular one. :P A little ridiculous Glenn Miller to set up the light mood. What you could always do is edit the beginning and ending out with sound editing software if it's driving you insane? Otherwise, I suppose your mp3 player's 'forward' function will be getting a lot of use. <3

But I'm really pleased that it worked for you other than that! :D It makes me incredibly happy that I can make you laugh. <3

[abbylee]

I just finished listening to this and it is a great reading. Your Arthur and Eames voices are nice and distinct to each other and your laugh is so infectious :) Thanks so much for sharing!