Seven Habits of Highly Effective Dragonslayers [written by coveredinfeels; read by multiple]

[opalsong]

Title: Seven Habits of Highly Effective Dragonslayers
Author: coveredinfeels
Producer: Opalsong
Readers: knight_tracer, Opalsong, fleurrochard, SomethingIncorporeal, frecklebombfic, arkadyevna, RsCreighton, & Podcath
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Pairings: Dorian/Iron Bull
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:00:07
Size: 55.4MB
Music: Lair of the Great Wyrm by Midnight Syndicate
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Harmon knows how this goes. He's from Nevarra, and he's read books. Plural. If you want to fight a dragon you need to find a Kindly Mentor who can teach you all their Secret Strategies.

So all he needs to do is find this old Tal-Vashoth dragonslayer his cousin keeps going on about, get him to teach Harmon about dragons, convince everyone else to go along with his dragon-hunting plans, fight a dragon, and win.

Easy, right?

Starring one cheerful qunari grandpa, one grumpy necromancer grandpa, and a bunch of Nevarran mercenaries who are about to have a very educational experience.

Links: mp3


Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!
(also a screw you to Blackglass who inspired me to do this. WHY!? THIS IS SO MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN MY NORMAL MULTIVOICE STYLE!! WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME)

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3