"Colonel Sportacus Champitor Crimson the Second" by hylian_reptile

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Cover art by: reena_jenkins

Title: Colonel Sportacus Champitor Crimson the Second
Author: hylian_reptile
Reader: blackglass
Rating: T
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: “Admit it, Simmons. Sarge loves a twelve-year-old snorting football more than literally anyone or anything in this canyon. Except for his shotgun. And maybe killing Blues.”
Length: 41:56
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