Magical Meistros vs The Ministry of Magic [written by Tumblr; read by Opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: Magical Meistros vs The Ministry of Magic
Writer: Tumblr
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Harry Potter/Willy Wonka/The Magic School Bus/Mary Poppins
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 19:41
Size: 27.4MB
Music: The Knight Bus by John Williams
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: concept: willy wonka and harry potter take place in the same universe

the ministry of magic haaaates Willy Wonka

Link: mp3

NOTES: This started its life as a tumblr comment fic. I podficced it. If you are one of the authors and do not wish to have this posted please contact me.

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

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get in the action, feel the attraction [written by blackkat; read by opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: get in the action, feel the attraction
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Sakura/Kisame
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 8:13
Size: 11.7MB
Music: Man! I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: For an ask on my Tumblr: Well that post about kisame and shark characteristics said the hoshigaki females would be generally bigger, more muscular etc. So just, kisame sees the pink headed blob from behind and like ew a weak one but then she turns around and bam memories of his mother accidentally breaking tables/doors/walls come to mind bam he's in love

Link: mp3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Archivists: Please do not archive this work.

Into the Silver Dawn [written by blackkat; read by opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: Into the Silver Dawn
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 20:31
Size: 28.6MB
Music: Makarov by Takanashi Yasuharu
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

Link: mp3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

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Rampant Nerdery [written by blackkat; read by opalsong]

[opalsong]

Title: Rampant Nerdery
Author: blackkat
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Naruto/Sasuke, Shisui/Tenzou
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 8:53
Size: 12.7MB
Music: Go!! by FLOW
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: For a series of asks on my Tumblr that started with: What if the Uchiha clan weren't know for their skills in battle? Their eyes would make them the best at jutsu creation, so what if they where know as a clan of nerds? They gain a reputation for being geniuses able to make a dozen A-rank jutsus on the spot, but they are more likely to trip and fall flat on their face then actually be able to attack you with the jutsu they just made up. They still pull a 'coup' that consists of them dumping the police on the rest of the ninja and taking over R&D.

Link: mp3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Archivists: Please do not archive this work.

the son of man [written by copperbadge; read by subsequent]

[subsequent]

Title: The Son Of Man
Author: copperbadge
Reader: subsequent
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Length: 03:35:01
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: This story contains extensive discussion-of/scenes-regarding body dysmorphia which may be triggering for some individuals.

Summary: JARVIS did not want to be a real boy. He was quite happy being a building.

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a sticker situation [written by notaspacealien; read by subsequent]

[subsequent]

Title: A Sticker Situation
Author: NotASpaceAlien
Reader: subsequent
Fandom: Good Omens
Length: 00:08:53
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: None

Summary: Everyone's favorite angel and demon are innocently driving past a gas station when Crowley notices a giveaway that he absolutely must participate in.

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the end is the beginning is the end [written by quadrille; read by subsequent]

[subsequent]

Title: the end is the beginning is the end
Author: quadrille
Reader: subsequent
Fandom: Arrival
Length: 00:10:30
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: None

Summary: She’s growing used to falling asleep to the comforting sound of his pen rapping against the notepad as he works through a problem; she’s growing used to seeing him when she wakes.

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