Notes

[consulting_smartass]

Title: Notes
Author: Kryptaria
Reader: consulting_smartass
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: General Audiences
Genre/Tags: Fluff
Length: 24:00

Summary: It had begun innocuously enough, when Sherlock had found a scrap of paper under the armchair that had become reserved solely for John’s use. Sherlock Holmes, it read, with 221B Baker Street underneath.

MediaFire (mp3/m4b)
SoundCloud (mp3)

Pre/Post Music - Latch (acoustic cover by JRAquinomusic) - Disclosure

Cliches - The Real Ghostbusters

[b7_kerravon]

Title: Cliches
Author: Nix (Crimsonquills)
Reader: kerravon - crossposted at AO3
Fandoms: Real Ghostbusters
Pairing: Egon/Peter
Characters: Egon, Peter
Warnings: None
Rating: Teen
Length: 10 Minutes 10 Seconds

Summary:
Author: "Some things should never have been possible."

MP3 (9.36MB): Cliches - mp3
M4b Audiobook (1.22MB):Cliches - M4b

Text available at: Cliches

POINTS: (10+10) x 2 = 40 (Could I get a Real Ghostbuster fandom tag, please?)

The Lion's Jaws [Homestuck]

[code_switch]

Title: The Lion's Jaws
Author: signalbeam
Reader: codeswitch
Rating: Explicit
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Terezi/Vriska, Kanaya/Vriska
Summary:

Rose said, “If you can believe it—I say it more in recognition of the absurdity than denial of the fact—”

“How do you talk this much when you’re hungover? What does it take to make you quit yapping? God.”

“—our dear friend has a case of amnesia, with no clear cause. Shut up for a moment. Some weeks ago, Terezi agreed to spend a few days at my house for an extended study break. When she arrived three nights ago, she had lost her memory en route in the cab. All she knew was her own name and that she had a destination.” She finished off the glass, set it down, and said, “You should reintroduce yourself, dear.”

 

Length: 1:05:00
Download at Mediafire.

Crossposted to AO3.

Points: [5+10+10] x4 = 100

"Five Stories Tim Fell Into And One He Chose For Himself" by galaxysoup

[xdiorix]

Title: Five Stories Tim Fell Into And One He Chose For Himself
Author: galaxysoup
Reader: blackglass
Rating: T
Fandom: DCU (comics), The Avengers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Full Metal Panic, Smallville, Doctor Who, Iron Man
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: Because Tim Drake would be a superhero fanboy in any universe.
Length: 16:30
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

(5+1+5+10+5+1+5) + (10+5+5+10+10+5+10] x 2= 174 points

"a fucking space opera (or Six Characters Who Didn't Board the USS Enterprise)" by Signe

[xdiorix]

Title: a fucking space opera (or Six Characters Who Didn't Board the USS Enterprise)
Author: Signe
Reader: blackglass
Rating: T
Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series, Merlin, Stargate Atlantis, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Supernatural, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains.
Length: 23:54 (w/ bloopers), 23:02 (w/o bloopers)
Download: Right click and save as an mp3 w/ bloopers or as an mp3 w/o bloopers. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

(5+1+1+10+1+1) + (5+5+1+10+1+5] x 3= 138 points

These Women And Their Wars

[code_switch]

Title: These Women And Their Wars
Author: trace_of_scarlet
Reader: codeswitch
Rating: General Audiences
Fandom: Harry Potter, James Bond
Pairings: Gen
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, M

Summary: Two women meet at Milliways, the bar at the end of the universe where anyone can be. Minerva McGonagall may not have a name for the woman with whom she’s drinking tea, but she still knows very well who and what she is.

Length: 12:36
Stream or download at Soundcloud.
Crossposted to AO3.

Points: [1+5+5+10] x2 = 42

ouroboros by verity

[rhea314]

Title: ouroboros
Author: verity
Reader: Rhea314 & Anatsuno
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Character: Lydia Martin/Stiles Stilinski
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Standing in a borrowed windbreaker that goes down to her knees, watching Stiles nearly lose an eye to the bungee cords they used to strap Danny's canoe onto the roof of the Jeep, Lydia says, "Do you have any idea what you're doing?"
"I watched a video about rowing on YouTube while you were in the bathroom," Stiles says. "Come on, it's 10PM on a school night and we're about to go canoeing on a lake that appeared out of nowhere last week, this is your sticking point?"
Text: here
Length 0:19:19
Link: here

5+10 x 2 = 30

Reasonable to Assume by Saucery

[rhea314]

Title: Reasonable to Assume
Author: Saucery
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Character: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Summary: “You're a werewolf! He's a werebaby! How can you not know what to do with him?"
Unfinished/Abandoned Work-in-Progress. This fic hasn’t been updated since 2012 and so I’m posting what I’ve recored of it so far. Even if not all the parts wrapped up I thoroughly enjoyed recording this story and think that if you’re alright with a few loose ends it may stand enough on it’s own for those who are interested.
Text: here
Length 02:40:48
Link: here

1+1 x6 = 12

Sick by orphan_account

[rhea314]

Title: Sick
Author: orphan account
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Starfighter
Character: Abel/Cain
Rating: Mature
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: In which Cain catches feelings.
Text: here
Length 0:12:28
Link: here

(80% sure I didn't post this last year, I found it on an external hard drive and have found no indication I'd managed to put it on AO3 or amplificathon. If I did in fact already post it, please disregard, the Audiofic Archive is still under maintenance so I can't check there to corroborate).
10+10 x 2 = 40

Tumbleweed by Jougetsu

[rhea314]

Title: Tumbleweed
Author: Jougetsu
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Wall-E
Character: Wall-E, Eve
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings
Summary: Wallace Everett had been cleaning up after the Big Kaboom and he probably always would.
Text: here
Length 01:43
Link: here
10+10 x 1 = 20

running with blood on our knees

[reena_jenkins]

 

Title: running with blood on our knees
Author: defcontwo
Reader: reena_jenkins
Coverartist: reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Red Robin (comics), Batgirl (comics)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Five Times Fic, Competency, Rescues, DDR
Length: 00:20:25

Author's Summary: Four times Cass saves Tim's ass and one time he almost saves her, but don't worry, she totally had it all under control.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you, paraka, for hosting me).

Points: (10+10+10+10)x3 = 120 points