[x-over] Holmes vs Harkness

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Title: Holmes vs. Harkness
Author: coinin
Fandoms: Sherlock BBC, Torchwood, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Doctor Who
Pairing: Mycroft/Lestrade, Sherlock/John, Jack/NOBODY AHAHAHAHHAA
Rating: PG13
Warning: crack of the highest order; Jack is a perv
Duration: 30mins
Song Credit: What is this feeling? by the Wicked OBC
Summary:

In which Captain Jack gets in a little over his head and is introduced to the myriad joys of bureaucracy, Mycroft is smug, the Guide offers up some helpful advice, John Watson doesn't share, and, in a strange turn of events, Jack doesn't get laid even once.

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points: status (5) + length (4) + fandom (5+5+5+5) + pairing (5+5) + language (0) = 39