"Don't Feed Me, Seymour" by gyzym, Inception

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, we just need a little comedy. Many thanks to gyzym for letting me have a bit of fun with her creation!

Title: Don't Feed Me, Seymour
Author: gyzym 
Read By: emilianadarling 
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Time: 00:18:51
Intro/Outro Song: "Harlem Nocturne" by the Glenn Miller Orchestra
Permanant Link: Here!
Summary: "This looks delicious," Eames fucking lies, because the only accurate statement would be 'This looks like intestines', and he would like Arthur to continue to shagging him.  Arthur can't cook: Eames pretends to enjoy anyways.

:D Please drop me a line if you enjoy!

(This podfic also fills my "Read Animatedly" prompt for podfic_bingo !)

Comments

[addisongrey.livejournal.com]

This! Goodness grief, omg it's amazing. I love this story to bits and usually (okay always) I'm a total horrible snob and only like stuff read in british accents but this was perfect and awesome and so utterly hilarious I cracked up in every single minute. Eame's voice was perfect! So painful, so martyred so loved and utterly gorgeous. This is definitely going on the ipod and 5 star rated and very much so repeated again and again.
My only peeve is the intro and outro goes on for way too long and is kinda cheesy >_<" I'd rather just hear you read :D

[emilianadarling.livejournal.com]

Haha, hallo there! :D Thanks for commenting! I'm pleased that my accent was tolerable, at least for a little while. ^-^ It's not American, at least, I suppose? Maybe that helps? In any case, I'm really pleased that you enjoyed. This was my first real attempt at comedy, so I'm glad it made you laugh!

Sorry, love! I'm a huge fan of intro/outros, but I know that they don't work for everyone. I love how they surround the story, bring me in and lead me out -- and I generally include the entire song at the end, so that is often quite long. I was going for as cheesy as possible with this particular one. :P A little ridiculous Glenn Miller to set up the light mood. What you could always do is edit the beginning and ending out with sound editing software if it's driving you insane? Otherwise, I suppose your mp3 player's 'forward' function will be getting a lot of use. <3

But I'm really pleased that it worked for you other than that! :D It makes me incredibly happy that I can make you laugh. <3