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Title: Rules for Running With Wolves
Author: [tumblr.com profile] deanxstiles
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: none
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: a tumblr fic/poem/thingy that does what it says on the tin
Warnings: suggestion of character death
Length: 3 minutes 32 seconds
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 (3MB) (right-click and save as)

streaming beneath the cut )
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Just a few more micropodfics before Amplificathon ends...

The text for all three haikufics can be found over here.

Title: Bilbo/Thorin Haiku
Author: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Reader: [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: Teen
Length: 00:00:18
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 5] x 1 = 10


Title: Fili/Kili Haiku
Author: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Reader: [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Fili/Kili
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:20
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 5] x 1 = 10


Title: Nori/Dwalin Haiku
Author: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Reader: [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Nori/Dwalin
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:17
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 10] x 1 = 15

Thanks, Paraka, for hosting!

Download all three as an M4B, made by [personal profile] fire_juggler.
Total Points: 10 + 10 + 15 = 35 points
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.

I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently [personal profile] analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging [deviantart.com profile] theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )

My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "The Podfic Haiku Series"

Enjoy the battle :D


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)
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Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50


Title: Creepy Stalker
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20



Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s
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Romanian:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50

English:

Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90


Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 1(HP)+5(Drarry)=6


Title: Their Love Was Soft, Fluffy and Perverted
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichimaru Gin/Kon
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+10(Gin/Kon)=15



Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 10s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+5(gen)=10

Total Points: 50+20+10+90+6+15+10=201
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Well, this was definitely a labor of love. On Twitter [personal profile] kdheart and I came to the conclusion that we weren’t going to win Amplificathon based on points, so why not go for a different category? Thus began the battle for Shortest Podfic. Let the games begin!


Lewis (BBC) Haiku )


Yu Yu Hakusho Haiku )

Sherlock/Hobbit Haiku )

Saiyuki Haikus )

Total Points: 10 + 15 + 20 + 15 + 15 + 15 = 90 points

ETA: [personal profile] kdheart has won the battle...and the war. For a 10 second podfic, she deserves the prize. Her micropodfics can be found over here.

Mods, for some reasons KD Heart is stuck on my tags?
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Title: Firefly Character Limericks
Author: Spuffyduds
Reader: Rhea314 & illutu
Fandom: Firefly
Character: River Tam, Simon Tam, Jayne Cobb, Malcolm Reynolds, Shepherd Book
Rating: General audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Summary: Limericks
Text: here
Length 0:01:26
Link: here
(5+5)*1= 10
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Title: A Christmas Kiss
Author: [livejournal.com profile] firesign10 / [archiveofourown.org profile] firesign10 / [personal profile] firesign10
Reader: [personal profile] pipisafoat / [livejournal.com profile] pipisafoat
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: G
Length: 2:03
Download: MP3 | M4A
Text @ LJ | Text @ AO3
Summary: It's the team's Christmas party at the Navy Yard. [Poetry]
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Download link: http://tinyurl.com/amhad6l

Fanwork gift swap for AfroGeekGoddess. This is a short, fantastic little piece of “smutty poetry” as the author puts it :) Dark, visceral, daring, hypnotic, sexy. So happy to have had the chance to podfic it.

Read by: cellardoorpodfic

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)

Pairing: Sherlock/John

Original text here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/248273

Length: 13:11

Rating: Explicit

Music used: Promenade, Rachel's

Enjoy!

xo Cellar Door
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[personal profile] helens78


Title: Persephone Lied
Author: spuffyduds
Reader: helens78
Fandom: Greek mythology
Character: Persephone
Rating: teen
Word count: 447

Summary: A poem about Persephone's real journey to Hades, and the winters she spends there.

Reader notes: I did not think I was going to find a 1st Person POV podfic for podfic_bingo, but I did, and here it is! :)

Persephone Lied: original post, text

Download link: Download MP3 version here (3:59, 3.80MB), or Download M4B (audiobook) version here (3:59, 3.88MB)

Note to amplificathon mods: I stuck my full name on the cover because I sent this one out into the wilds of Tumblr, but it can be archived under helens78 like everything else!
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Title: The Pod That Doesn't End
Author: I'll let [personal profile] themusecalliope take the blame for this, lol. ;)
Beta: [personal profile] themusecalliope
Cover art: [profile] sly_hostetter

Performances by (in order of appearance): [profile] sly_hostetter, [personal profile] weimar27, [personal profile] flyingthesky, Samwise "Sam" the Cat, [personal profile] themusecalliope, [personal profile] knight_tracer, [profile] heardtheowl

Fandom: Podfic
Rating: G

Notes:
If you'd like to be a part of this project, and I hope you do, feel free to send/post a link an audio file of your lovely voice singing "The Pod That Doesn't End" (lyrics can be found through the link above) to me and I'll add you right in!

Cross-posted:
[community profile] amplificathon, [community profile] remopodmo, [livejournal.com profile] remopodmo, [profile] sly_hostetter


Download: MP3 (4.21 MBs) (Right click and "Save As")
(The m4b Audiobook is a work in progress, I'm having a little problem with the chapters)

Streaming: 0:04:36
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Title: Sing the Four Quarters
Author: [personal profile] starduchess
Reader: [personal profile] starduchess
Fandom/Pairing: [Misc Books] Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light
Rating: G
Word Count: ~240
Warnings: none
File info: mp3, 2.7MB, 00:02:57
Text: here

File: left click to listen, right click to download

Enjoy my singing ability! :)

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mp3 || m4b

Upload MP3 and download MP3 using free MP3 hosting from Tindeck.

Title & Link to Text: Kareen's Lament
Author: [personal profile] Lanna Michaels
Reader: [personal profile] nickelmountain
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Rating: General audiences
Length: 00:02:28
Summary: A sestina for the impromptu poetry battle!

Fills Poetry square for [community profile] podfic_bingo!
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Title:The Birth of Sleipnir
Author:khilari
Reader:minthepsychic
Universe: Thor (movieverse), Norse Mythology, Greek Mythology
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Epic Poetry
Total Length: 3 min 33 seconds
Total Size: 3.26 MB
Format: MP3
(Reader's) Summary: How Zeus met Loki
Warnings for non-con and pregnancy.
Text on Norsekink
Download Link at Mediafire

21 points (1 for length, 5 for fandom, 5 for pairing, 10 for author status)
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Title: Wild Spring
Author: [personal profile] herumtreiber
Reader: [personal profile] starduchess
Fandom/Pairing: [Harry Potter] Draco/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 11, 7, 9, and 11
Warnings: none
File info: mp3, 1MB, 00:01:04
Download: right click to download from my website
Notes: Languages are English, Spanish, German, and French. Please forgive the accents/mispronunciations.
Text at: http://poetic-hp.livejournal.com/95461.html

5+1+5+5+10 = 26

Title: Librarian Limmerick
Author: [personal profile] unseen1969
Reader: [personal profile] starduchess
Fandom/Pairing: [Harry Potter] George/Angelina
Rating: R
Word Count: 28
Warnings: mention of het sex
File info: mp3, 828KB, 00:00:52
Download: right click to download from my website
Notes: Totally written by her while drunk. Totally recorded by me while trying to stay drunk and very tired.
Text at: http://firewhiskeyfic.livejournal.com/30595.html?thread=1269123#t1269123


5+1+5+10+0 = 21


Total: 47

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Title: “a handful of valor”
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zempasuchil/[livejournal.com profile] twoskeletons
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] xenoamorist
Fandom: None (Supernatural if you squint)
Characters/Pairings: OCs; gen (Sam and Dean; gen if you squint)
Genres: Poetry, drama
Length: 4:47 (395 words)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “when space reopens old wounds / the night / asking him where it hurts / is a rustle of breath / an afterthought / the memory of his fifth bruise stitched to the sound”
Notes: This is another piece of erasure poetry; the original fic was a Supernatural fic, so part of that may have leeched through to the poetry, but it can be read as either an original poem or a Supernatural one.

a handful of valor cover art

( Streaming player + download links )
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Title: “as small as a world and as large as alone”
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xenoamorist/[livejournal.com profile] be_themoon
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] xenoamorist
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Castiel, Dean; Dean/Castiel
Genres: Poetry, drama
Length: 4:56 (506 words)
Rating: R
Summary: Castiel is sent down to Earth. Being human is at once alien and exhilarating, but human emotions come at a cost.
Notes: I'm still relatively new to poetry recitation, so I would love feedback on that. :)

as small as a world and as large as alone cover art

( Streaming player + download links here )
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Title: See Them Come A-Dancing
Author: Unknown
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Summary: A poem that has been on my door the last 8 or so years. I couldn't find it anywhere on the web, it originally came out of Gundam Wing fandom. I've had it memorized for a few years so I thought I would share it for my "poetry" space for podfic bingo.
Length 0:01:08
Mediafire Link: m4b here , mp3 here
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[identity profile] starduchess.livejournal.com
I know this was supposed to be offered on December 24th, but hopefully you all are still in a Christmasy mood.

Title: 'Twas the Night Before a Dramione Christmas
Author: [livejournal.com profile] starduchess
Podficcer: [livejournal.com profile] starduchess
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 288
Summary: Draco attempts to play Santa on Christmas Eve.
Warnings: some language
Length: 00:01:58
File Size: 1.8 MB (mp3)
Link to text: here
Author/Podficcer Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] dramionedrabble Christmas-Comment-a-thon 2011, prompt: 'twas the night before christmas, and all through the flat, not a creature was stirring ... except for the ...

mp3: click here

Enjoy! and Merry Christmas!


Mods, can I get a reader tag? Thanks.
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Recorded this some time ago, but never got around to posting it here.

Title: The Mountie and the Skogsrå
Author and singer: [livejournal.com profile] luzula
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/Victoria
Rating: PG-13
Length: 5 min 20 s
Notes: This is the Fraser/Victoria story told as a traditional folk ballad. Melody (and some inspiration for lyrics) from the Swedish medieval ballad Herr Olof och Havsfrun, which is about a sea creature courting a mortal man. The "skogsrå" of the title is a female supernatural creature which looks like a beautiful woman, but is treacherous and has a hollow back (thus the line "Her back was hollow, her heart was black"). I'm quite fond of the melody--it has an A part in a minor key and a B part in a major key. It's a dancing tune called a "schottis". If you're curious about the original lyrics, there's a version here where someone has helpfully subtitled it with an English translation. More notes at the link above.

Download at Sendspace.

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