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Title: Rules for Running With Wolves
Author: [tumblr.com profile] deanxstiles
Reader: [personal profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: none
Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: a tumblr fic/poem/thingy that does what it says on the tin
Warnings: suggestion of character death
Length: 3 minutes 32 seconds
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 (3MB) (right-click and save as)

streaming beneath the cut )
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Just a few more micropodfics before Amplificathon ends...

The text for all three haikufics can be found over here.

Title: Bilbo/Thorin Haiku
Author: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Reader: [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: Teen
Length: 00:00:18
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 5] x 1 = 10

Title: Fili/Kili Haiku
Author: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Reader: [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Fili/Kili
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:20
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 5] x 1 = 10

Title: Nori/Dwalin Haiku
Author: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Reader: [personal profile] analise010
Fandom: The Hobbit (2012)
Pairing: Nori/Dwalin
Rating: Gen
Length: 00:00:17
Download (right-click and save) the MP3 | Size: < 1 MB
[5 + 10] x 1 = 15

Thanks, Paraka, for hosting!

Download all three as an M4B, made by [personal profile] fire_juggler.
Total Points: 10 + 10 + 15 = 35 points
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the Micro-Battle of Epic Proportions.

I went into this year's Amplificathon knowing that the only prize I could realistically win was the one for shortest podfic. Apparently [personal profile] analise010 had the same idea :) I challenged her to battle, she accepted and... it escalated from there... Next thing I know, I was boasting I had a [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi and woke up with a bunch of tiny, tiny ficlets in my inbox and dragging [deviantart.com profile] theothershiroki into it as well (she provided the adorable banner :D )

My worthy opponent's post can be found over at "The Podfic Haiku Series"

Enjoy the battle :D

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Baltagul, Twilight
Pairings: Bella Swan/Jacob Black
Rating: G
Length: 16s (Romanian)/18s(English)
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)+10(Romanian)= 30


Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Baltagul)+5(Twilight)+5(Bella/Jacob)= 20
subtotal for fic: 30+20=50

Title: Creepy Stalker
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Blood Ties, Being Human (BBC)
Pairings: Hal/Henry
Rating: T
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Being Human)+5(Blood Ties)+10(Hal/Henry)=20

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Doctor/River Song
Rating: G
Length: 14s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Dr Who)+5(Doctor/River)=10

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Romanian historical figures
Characters: Alexandru Lăpuşneanu, Vlad Ţepeş (Vlad the Impaler)
Rating: T
Length: 12s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)+10(Romanian)=50


Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 10(Lăpuşneanu)+10(Romanian historical figures)+10(gen)+10(gen)=40
subtotal for fic: 50+40=90

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 1(HP)+5(Drarry)=6

Title: Their Love Was Soft, Fluffy and Perverted
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: Ichimaru Gin/Kon
Rating: G
Length: 11s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+10(Gin/Kon)=15

Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sarshi
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Fandom: Bleach
Pairings: gen
Rating: G
Length: 10s
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Right-click > save as: MP3 || <1MB

Points: 5(Bleach)+5(gen)=10

Total Points: 50+20+10+90+6+15+10=201
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Well, this was definitely a labor of love. On Twitter [personal profile] kdheart and I came to the conclusion that we weren’t going to win Amplificathon based on points, so why not go for a different category? Thus began the battle for Shortest Podfic. Let the games begin!

Lewis (BBC) Haiku )

Yu Yu Hakusho Haiku )

Sherlock/Hobbit Haiku )

Saiyuki Haikus )

Total Points: 10 + 15 + 20 + 15 + 15 + 15 = 90 points

ETA: [personal profile] kdheart has won the battle...and the war. For a 10 second podfic, she deserves the prize. Her micropodfics can be found over here.

Mods, for some reasons KD Heart is stuck on my tags?
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[personal profile] rhea314
Title: Firefly Character Limericks
Author: Spuffyduds
Reader: Rhea314 & illutu
Fandom: Firefly
Character: River Tam, Simon Tam, Jayne Cobb, Malcolm Reynolds, Shepherd Book
Rating: General audiences
Warnings: no archive warnings apply
Summary: Limericks
Text: here
Length 0:01:26
Link: here
(5+5)*1= 10
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Title: A Christmas Kiss
Author: [livejournal.com profile] firesign10 / [archiveofourown.org profile] firesign10 / [personal profile] firesign10
Reader: [personal profile] pipisafoat / [livejournal.com profile] pipisafoat
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: G
Length: 2:03
Download: MP3 | M4A
Text @ LJ | Text @ AO3
Summary: It's the team's Christmas party at the Navy Yard. [Poetry]
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[personal profile] cellardoorpodfic
Download link: http://tinyurl.com/amhad6l

Fanwork gift swap for AfroGeekGoddess. This is a short, fantastic little piece of “smutty poetry” as the author puts it :) Dark, visceral, daring, hypnotic, sexy. So happy to have had the chance to podfic it.

Read by: cellardoorpodfic

Fandom: Sherlock (BBC)

Pairing: Sherlock/John

Original text here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/248273

Length: 13:11

Rating: Explicit

Music used: Promenade, Rachel's


xo Cellar Door
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[personal profile] helens78

Title: Persephone Lied
Author: spuffyduds
Reader: helens78
Fandom: Greek mythology
Character: Persephone
Rating: teen
Word count: 447

Summary: A poem about Persephone's real journey to Hades, and the winters she spends there.

Reader notes: I did not think I was going to find a 1st Person POV podfic for podfic_bingo, but I did, and here it is! :)

Persephone Lied: original post, text

Download link: Download MP3 version here (3:59, 3.80MB), or Download M4B (audiobook) version here (3:59, 3.88MB)

Note to amplificathon mods: I stuck my full name on the cover because I sent this one out into the wilds of Tumblr, but it can be archived under helens78 like everything else!
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Title: The Pod That Doesn't End
Author: I'll let [personal profile] themusecalliope take the blame for this, lol. ;)
Beta: [personal profile] themusecalliope
Cover art: [profile] sly_hostetter

Performances by (in order of appearance): [profile] sly_hostetter, [personal profile] weimar27, [personal profile] flyingthesky, Samwise "Sam" the Cat, [personal profile] themusecalliope, [personal profile] knight_tracer, [profile] heardtheowl

Fandom: Podfic
Rating: G

If you'd like to be a part of this project, and I hope you do, feel free to send/post a link an audio file of your lovely voice singing "The Pod That Doesn't End" (lyrics can be found through the link above) to me and I'll add you right in!

[community profile] amplificathon, [community profile] remopodmo, [livejournal.com profile] remopodmo, [profile] sly_hostetter

Download: MP3 (4.21 MBs) (Right click and "Save As")
(The m4b Audiobook is a work in progress, I'm having a little problem with the chapters)

Streaming: 0:04:36
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Title: Sing the Four Quarters
Author: [personal profile] starduchess
Reader: [personal profile] starduchess
Fandom/Pairing: [Misc Books] Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light
Rating: G
Word Count: ~240
Warnings: none
File info: mp3, 2.7MB, 00:02:57
Text: here

File: left click to listen, right click to download

Enjoy my singing ability! :)

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mp3 || m4b

Upload MP3 and download MP3 using free MP3 hosting from Tindeck.

Title & Link to Text: Kareen's Lament
Author: [personal profile] Lanna Michaels
Reader: [personal profile] nickelmountain
Fandom: Vorkosigan Saga
Rating: General audiences
Length: 00:02:28
Summary: A sestina for the impromptu poetry battle!

Fills Poetry square for [community profile] podfic_bingo!
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Title:The Birth of Sleipnir
Universe: Thor (movieverse), Norse Mythology, Greek Mythology
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Epic Poetry
Total Length: 3 min 33 seconds
Total Size: 3.26 MB
Format: MP3
(Reader's) Summary: How Zeus met Loki
Warnings for non-con and pregnancy.
Text on Norsekink
Download Link at Mediafire

21 points (1 for length, 5 for fandom, 5 for pairing, 10 for author status)
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Title: Wild Spring
Author: [personal profile] herumtreiber
Reader: [personal profile] starduchess
Fandom/Pairing: [Harry Potter] Draco/Harry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 11, 7, 9, and 11
Warnings: none
File info: mp3, 1MB, 00:01:04
Download: right click to download from my website
Notes: Languages are English, Spanish, German, and French. Please forgive the accents/mispronunciations.
Text at: http://poetic-hp.livejournal.com/95461.html

5+1+5+5+10 = 26

Title: Librarian Limmerick
Author: [personal profile] unseen1969
Reader: [personal profile] starduchess
Fandom/Pairing: [Harry Potter] George/Angelina
Rating: R
Word Count: 28
Warnings: mention of het sex
File info: mp3, 828KB, 00:00:52
Download: right click to download from my website
Notes: Totally written by her while drunk. Totally recorded by me while trying to stay drunk and very tired.
Text at: http://firewhiskeyfic.livejournal.com/30595.html?thread=1269123#t1269123

5+1+5+10+0 = 21

Total: 47

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Title: “a handful of valor”
Author: [livejournal.com profile] zempasuchil/[livejournal.com profile] twoskeletons
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] xenoamorist
Fandom: None (Supernatural if you squint)
Characters/Pairings: OCs; gen (Sam and Dean; gen if you squint)
Genres: Poetry, drama
Length: 4:47 (395 words)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: “when space reopens old wounds / the night / asking him where it hurts / is a rustle of breath / an afterthought / the memory of his fifth bruise stitched to the sound”
Notes: This is another piece of erasure poetry; the original fic was a Supernatural fic, so part of that may have leeched through to the poetry, but it can be read as either an original poem or a Supernatural one.

a handful of valor cover art

( Streaming player + download links )
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Title: “as small as a world and as large as alone”
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xenoamorist/[livejournal.com profile] be_themoon
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] xenoamorist
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Castiel, Dean; Dean/Castiel
Genres: Poetry, drama
Length: 4:56 (506 words)
Rating: R
Summary: Castiel is sent down to Earth. Being human is at once alien and exhilarating, but human emotions come at a cost.
Notes: I'm still relatively new to poetry recitation, so I would love feedback on that. :)

as small as a world and as large as alone cover art

( Streaming player + download links here )
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Title: See Them Come A-Dancing
Author: Unknown
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Summary: A poem that has been on my door the last 8 or so years. I couldn't find it anywhere on the web, it originally came out of Gundam Wing fandom. I've had it memorized for a few years so I thought I would share it for my "poetry" space for podfic bingo.
Length 0:01:08
Mediafire Link: m4b here , mp3 here
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[identity profile] starduchess.livejournal.com
I know this was supposed to be offered on December 24th, but hopefully you all are still in a Christmasy mood.

Title: 'Twas the Night Before a Dramione Christmas
Author: [livejournal.com profile] starduchess
Podficcer: [livejournal.com profile] starduchess
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 288
Summary: Draco attempts to play Santa on Christmas Eve.
Warnings: some language
Length: 00:01:58
File Size: 1.8 MB (mp3)
Link to text: here
Author/Podficcer Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] dramionedrabble Christmas-Comment-a-thon 2011, prompt: 'twas the night before christmas, and all through the flat, not a creature was stirring ... except for the ...

mp3: click here

Enjoy! and Merry Christmas!

Mods, can I get a reader tag? Thanks.
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Recorded this some time ago, but never got around to posting it here.

Title: The Mountie and the Skogsrå
Author and singer: [livejournal.com profile] luzula
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/Victoria
Rating: PG-13
Length: 5 min 20 s
Notes: This is the Fraser/Victoria story told as a traditional folk ballad. Melody (and some inspiration for lyrics) from the Swedish medieval ballad Herr Olof och Havsfrun, which is about a sea creature courting a mortal man. The "skogsrå" of the title is a female supernatural creature which looks like a beautiful woman, but is treacherous and has a hollow back (thus the line "Her back was hollow, her heart was black"). I'm quite fond of the melody--it has an A part in a minor key and a B part in a major key. It's a dancing tune called a "schottis". If you're curious about the original lyrics, there's a version here where someone has helpfully subtitled it with an English translation. More notes at the link above.

Download at Sendspace.


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