amplificathon | #ITPE: Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange 2017 (Main Gifts)

aka everyone's favorite annual podfic gift exchange run entirely over twitter with no limits and ~~no rules~~ just enough rules to prevent COMPLETE mod breakdowns

(If you'd like to see previous years' master lists, 2011 is here, 2012 is here, 2013 is here, 2014 is here, 2015 is here, and 2016 is here.)

You guys have done it. You've broken me. I am writing this from the afterlife, deceased. I'm having trouble stringing coherent sentences together, because I have been staring for so long at the massive amounts of fucking podfic y'all produced. For reals. I went through TWO (2) bottles of wine this year!! Well fucking done everyone, I don't know how you manage to somehow top the previous year EVERY single time XD It causes me so many tears and genuinely, please, never stop <3

2017 HIGHLIGHTS:

In "this year's IRL mod emergencies," (because it isn't ITPE season unless we've each had at least ONE) vworpvworp managed to concuss themselves at the same time that I ended up in the ER for emergency surgery, which was, miraculously, the day podfics were due. Shoutout to everyone who sent us well-wishes on Twitter; as ~exciting as that unplanned 24 hour universal deadline extension was, we ARE actually finally taking steps to make sure that nothing like this happens again in the future -.-"
I've been posting bar charts for years, but I actually finally bothered to graph the growing number of archive files every year. I now know to brace myself for >1,250 archive files next year, and am obviously appropriately terrified. (For those of you EXTREME nerds out there, the equation is y = 73.285714 - 24.011905x + 21.4880952x²; I was expecting exponential growth, but quadratic actually had the highest correlation coefficient.)
Speaking of number of archive files, this year's main gifts alone make up 400 archive files, which is just over the TOTAL files produced in the first THREE YEARS of the exchange put together. Holy wow.
This year the lattice_frames Multipodding Award goes to klb & luvtheheaven, who podficced the same fic for each other as part of their main gifts!
We actually had a LOT more multipodding this year than we've ever had in the past—in addition to the above instance, we had fifteen fics that were podded more than once as part of the exchange this year, including our first triple pods (x2!!!!*), what even??! Amazing. Hananobira podficced TWO different things for opalsong that she in turn podficced for other people; knight_tracer also received two gifts that she also podded for other people; greedydancer, CalliopePodfic, lattice_frames, and reenajenkins all received a gift they also podded; the24thkey & Lunate8 both got double versions of a fic; and the same Rogue One fic was podficced three times, two of which were for forzandopod. There were three additional instances of fics that were podded twice by and for different people. So many different versions to choose from!!
- * even if one was planned—and shoutout to all y'all who sneakily planned that at podfication, I had NO CLUE, vworpvworp can verify my shock and amusement when I got my gifts once I figured out what was going on—although apparently it was only PARTIALLY PLANNED because one of them didn't even know about the existing ~plot!! Truly it was The Year Of The Multipod XDDD
Even if she didn't end up with the multipodding award named after her this year, special shoutout to lattice_frames and also heriros for being delightfully good sports about the fact that we were VERY MEAN and matched them with each other this year, even though we KNEW that they had just moved in together shortly before signups this year, making the "keep your assignment secret!" mandate appreciably more difficult for them };P
Shall we check in on the Podfic Robots club? reenajenkins, opalsong, and rjcreighton had a relatively "low key" year by their standards...which means they collectively produced 161 podfics totaling 101 hours, 58 minutes, and 57 seconds. That's nearly 40% of the total run time produced this year. I'm exhausted just THINKING about this, how do they do it??! Speaking of....
The TOTAL RUN TIME of all 497 podfics produced this year is, (yallreadyforthis.mp3....) 260 hours, 5 minutes, 16 seconds WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THAT'S 10 DAYS, 20 HOURS, 5 MINUTES AND 16 SECONDS. I CANNOT EVEN, Y'ALL. WTAFFFFfffff
EDIT: also what the fuck, I had to split the treats post into TWO POSTS THIS YEAR, you motherfuckers, fucking hell

HUGE thanks to the following people:

our amazing pinch hitters, cryingonsundays, jadesfire2808, joyinrep, knight_tracer, & opalsong
our wonderful volunteer podbook compilers, pattyisnickname, hanako_noriko, FPS_List, knight_tracer, & idellaphod
exmanhater, who has provided us with our own hosting going forward! A million thanks to her for this, especially if you're finding this post a few years down the line—she is the reason all of the images & download links below are still active, so thank her especially ;)
as always, alexwlchan for writing and troubleshooting/providing support for the script we use to generate this post (which, if anyone is curious, now has a GitHub page!) This list would literally not exist in this form if it wasn't for his script, because lol, the days when I can code this shit by hand in two days are looooooooooooooooong past XP

Thank you to absolutely everyone who participated in any way, whether it was your first time signing up or your seventh, whether you made podfic or cover art or merely lurked on twitter waiting for this masterlist to go up. None of this would be possible without each and every one of you, and your incredible enthusiasm is what makes us mods keep putting ourselves through this every year. We love you all ♥

Okay, you've suffered enough of my rambling. ONTO THE MAIN ATTRACTION....

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From klb, for luvtheheaven

Cover artwork by

yourgrantaire
Podbook compiled by

klb

Title:	When the Elephants Arrive
Authors:	APgeeksout
Fandom:	Hart of Dixie
Pairing:	Zoe Hart/Wade Kinsella
Length:	0:12:38
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Cover artwork by

Hananobira
Podbook compiled by

klb

Title:	Right Here Someday
Authors:	brynnmck
Fandom:	Hart of Dixie
Pairing:	Zoe Hart/Wade Kinsella
Length:	0:55:10
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

From luvtheheaven, for klb

Cover artwork by

luvtheheaven
Podbook compiled by

Title:	Take the Wheel
Authors:	mosylu
Fandom:	The Flash
Pairing:	gen
Length:	0:07:44
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Authors:	quickmanifyouloveme
Fandom:	Supernatural
Pairing:	Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
Warnings:	major character death
Length:	0:04:21
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Cotton Candy Pink
Authors:	riyku
Fandom:	SKAM
Pairing:	Even Bech Næsheim/Isak Valtersen
Warnings:	underage
Length:	0:12:21
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Delicate
Authors:	riyku
Fandom:	Eyewitness (US)
Pairing:	Philip Shea/Lukas Waldenbeck
Warnings:	underage
Length:	0:12:27
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Weekend at Bendy's II
Authors:	valiant
Fandom:	Supernatural
Pairing:	Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester/Lisa Braeden
Warnings:	underage
Length:	1:01:17
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Burn and Shine
Authors:	lady_ragnell
Fandom:	Merlin
Pairing:	Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
Length:	0:15:14
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	our own hands against our hearts
Authors:	pearwaldorf
Fandom:	Critical Role
Pairing:	Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vex'ahlia
Length:	0:20:59
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	The Heroes' Gambit
Authors:	TazmainianDevil
Fandom:	Critical Role
Pairing:	Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vex'ahlia
Length:	1:27:16
Downloads:	MP3 (HQ) \| MP3 (LQ) \| Podbook (HQ) \| Podbook (LQ)

Title:	Living With Lycanthropy
Authors:	WhoNatural
Fandom:	Teen Wolf
Pairing:	Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Length:	5:01:37
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	In the Bright
Authors:	inkjunket
Fandom:	Teen Wolf
Pairing:	Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Length:	0:09:40
Download:	MP3

Title:	tread softly because you tread on my dreams
Authors:	bluejayys
Fandom:	Hockey RPF
Pairing:	Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome
Length:	0:49:54
Download:	@ AO3

Title:	lucky to be coming home again
Authors:	thistidalwave
Fandom:	Hockey RPF
Pairing:	Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Length:	1:07:43
Download:	MP3

Title:	rise up singing
Authors:	mardia
Fandom:	Rivers of London
Pairing:	Beverley Brook/Peter Grant, Beverley Brook/Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale
Length:	1:02:04
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	places to be
Authors:	Sixthlight
Fandom:	Rivers of London
Pairing:	Beverley Brook/Peter Grant, Beverley Brook/Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale
Length:	0:35:20
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Everybody Make a Scene
Authors:	skoosiepants
Fandom:	Teen Wolf
Pairing:	Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Length:	0:30:15
Download:	MP3

Title:	Don't You Wanna Be My Sky?
Authors:	WhoNatural
Fandom:	Teen Wolf
Pairing:	Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Length:	1:12:00
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	5 Times Mary Crawford Kisses an Aviatrix
Authors:	AMarguerite
Fandom:	Temeraire, Jane Austen
Pairing:	Mary Crawford/Others
Length:	0:21:51
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	The Rich are Always Respectable
Authors:	AMarguerite
Fandom:	Temeraire, Jane Austen
Pairing:	gen
Length:	0:42:01
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	The Ruin of Francis Webster, MP
Authors:	hapakitsune
Fandom:	Society of Gentlemen
Pairing:	Gabriel Ashleigh/Francis Webster
Length:	0:14:06
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Greater Seasons
Authors:	jibrailis
Fandom:	The Queen's Thief
Pairing:	Costis/Kamet
Length:	0:24:13
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	The Reward of Service
Authors:	yunitsa
Fandom:	Temeraire
Pairing:	William Laurence/Tenzing Tharkay
Length:	0:24:53
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Fire in Her Eyes
Authors:	alba17
Fandom:	Agent Carter
Pairing:	Peggy Carter/Dottie Underwood
Length:	0:03:43
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Hers
Authors:	ArwenLune
Fandom:	Jupiter Ascending
Pairing:	Jupiter Jones/Caine Wise
Length:	0:05:38
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	I Just Couldn't Say It Out Loud
Authors:	ashes_kiss
Fandom:	Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing:	James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson
Length:	0:03:53
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

From klb, for luvtheheaven

From luvtheheaven, for klb

From TipsyxKitty, for lavish_squalor

From joyinrep, for TipsyxKitty

From ande, for blackestglass

From blackestglass, for ande

From thiliapodfic, for inkjunket

From inkjunket, for thiliapodfic

From silverbluefic, for attend2thebones

From attend2thebones, for silverbluefic

From anatsuno, for 4duendeverde

From 4duendeverde, for anatsuno

From heriros, for lattice_frames

From lattice_frames, for heriros

From pattyisnickname, for lucifugefive

From lucifugefive, for pattyisnickname

From aethelingas, for ZigZagLurkSwag

From ZigZagLurkSwag, for frecklebombfic

From frecklebombfic, for idellaphod

From jadesfire2808, for idellaphod

From idellaphod, for fandombutterfly

From fandombutterfly, for tricia_travels

From tricia_travels, for FumblesMcStupd

From FumblesMcStupd, for duckgirlie

From duckgirlie, for aethelingas

From originally, for KD_heart

From KD_heart, for jadesfire2808

From knight_tracer, for originally

From sallysparrow017, for Ada Sun

From revolutionaryjo, for were_duck

From were_duck, for cryingonsundays

From cryingonsundays, for vworpvworp

From jadesfire2808, for such_heights

From such_heights, for iamvasslady

From iamvassalady, for sallysparrow017

From iamapodperson, for Rhea314

From Rhea314, for hanako_noriko

From hanako_noriko, for iamapodperson

From theblueintheday, for Hananobira

From Hananobira, for opalsong

From opalsong, for the24thkey

From the24thkey, for AARKADYEVNA

From AARKADYEVNA, for arioch6

From arioch6, for analise010

From analise010, for lifeonthe_sly

From lifeonthe_sly, for Vee_Luma

From Vee_Luma, for apockalypsis

From opalsong, for notcorporeal

From notcorporeal, for Rjcreighton

From Rjcreighton, for kess_kay

From kess_kay, for GodOfLaundry

From GodOfLaundry, for kerravon

From kerravon, for akikotree8

From akikotree8, for theblueintheday

From sophinisba, for Lunate8

From Lunate8, for exmanhater

From exmanhater, for KeeperOfSeeds

From KeeperOfSeeds, for miss_marina95

From miss_marina95, for CalliopePodfic

From CalliopePodfic, for justaphage

From justaphage, for podcath

From podcath, for litrapod

From litrapod, for applegeuse

From applegeuse, for jenepod

From jenepod, for AilisT

From AilisT, for fleurrochard

From fleurrochard, for greedydancer

From greedydancer, for knight_tracer

From knight_tracer, for theshmaylor

From theshmaylor, for night_inscriber

From night_inscriber, for ParakaPodfic

From ParakaPodfic, for bessyboo

From bessyboo, for reenajenkins

From reenajenkins, for forzandopod

From forzandopod, for mimssio

From mimssio, for momotastic27

From momotastic27, for puckboum

From puckboum, for yourgrantaire

From yourgrantaire, for stilllindsay

From stilllindsay, for sisi_rambles

Title:	Figure Studies
Authors:	bactaqueen
Fandom:	Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing:	James "Bucky" Barnes/Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers
Length:	0:28:44
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Constellations
Authors:	Siria
Fandom:	Wonder Woman
Pairing:	Diana/Steve Trevor
Length:	0:03:20
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	You're Stuck On My Head (Stuck On My Heart, Stuck On My Body)
Authors:	Notcaycepollard
Fandom:	Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing:	James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson
Length:	1:17:00
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	I Second That Emotion
Authors:	gr8escap
Fandom:	Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing:	James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson
Warnings:	PTSD
Length:	1:20:01
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Reacharound
Authors:	addictedkitten
Fandom:	Bandom
Pairing:	Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie, Ryan Ross/Pete Wentz
Length:	0:24:08
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	I can't read lips (unless they're touching mine)
Authors:	giddygeek
Fandom:	Bandom
Pairing:	Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump
Warnings:	references to canon suicide attempt
Length:	0:17:56
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Let Your Hips Do the Talking
Authors:	victoria_p
Fandom:	Harry Potter
Pairing:	Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Length:	0:09:26
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Meant For You (Written in Blue)
Authors:	Firalla11
Fandom:	Hockey RPF
Pairing:	William Karlsson/Brandon Saad/Alexander Wennberg
Length:	0:42:41
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	The Sword and The Dagger
Authors:	Edonohana
Fandom:	Dragaera
Pairing:	gen
Length:	0:51:56
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook

Title:	Pomegranate Seeds
Authors:	jmtorres
Fandom:	Dragaera
Pairing:	Aliera e'Kieron/Kiera the Thief
Length:	0:16:04
Downloads:	MP3 \| Podbook