Jan. 1st, 2017

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Title: On My Love
Author: RikoJasmine
Reader: Rhea314
Fandom: Yuri on Ice
Character: Yuuri/Victor
Rating: Teen and up
Warnings: author chose not to use archive warnings
Summary: For the second time, the Sochi Grand Prix Finals arrive, and with it a reborn Yuuri Katsuki. “Viktor,” Yuuri thinks over the pounding of his heart, the crowd going silent as the music begins. “I’ll show the world what you meant to me.”
Yuuri often thinks of his life as Before and After Viktor Nikiforov, the marking point being the day Viktor swept into his life and turned his world upside-down. After many years together, an accident leads to Yuuri suddenly waking up in the Before—back in Detroit, before the GPF, before he ever knew Viktor as anything other than his childhood idol.
As if it had all been just a dream.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Time Travel, Past Relationship(s), Friends to Lovers, POV Alternating, Confident Yuuri, Minor Original Character(s), Fluff, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, Mutual Pining
Text: here

Link: chapter 1 here, Length 0:25:20

Link: chapter 2 here, Length 0:52:54

Link: chapter 3 here, Length 01:07:40

Link: chapter 4 here, Length 01:25:21

Link: chapter 5 here, Length 01:29:52
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Title: The Revenge of the Houseplants
Author: H.J.Bender
Reader: [personal profile] kdheart
Cover: [tumblr.com profile] theothershiroki
Fandom: Good Omens
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: T
Tags: violent bloodthirsty vegetation
Summary:
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master.
QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery?
ANSWER: This fic.
Length: 1:18:25
Right-click > save as: MP3 || 71.9 MB

Or stream:



Music used:
Queen - I Want to Break Free
Judy Garland - Somewhere over the Rainbow (I honestly tried singing this, but NO ONE deserves to be subjected to that - I made TheOtherShiroki listen and she confirmed)
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Fic: Tipping the Scales by [livejournal.com profile] morrezela
Reader: [livejournal.com profile] eosrose
Cover Artist: [livejournal.com profile] eosrose
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Relationship: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
Rating: Teen
Summary: Jensen is a dragon with an expired work visa. Jared is his human coworker that proposes to him.

Cover image for Tipping the Scales

stream on box.com
mp3: download [5.6 MB, 00:05:43]
m4b: download [6.3 MB, 00:05:43]

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aka everyone's favorite annual podfic gift exchange run entirely over twitter with no limits and no rules an increasing amount of rules (but we try to keep it loose), which now has reached the point of producing such a mind-blowing amount of podfic that we really ought to stop counting

(If you'd like to see previous years' master lists, 2011 is here, 2012 is here, 2013 is here, 2014 is here, and 2015 is here.)


Well 2016 fucking sucked. Who wants to start 2017 out with a metric FUCKTON of podfic?!


No like, for reals, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, y'all are trying to kill me aren't you. (But because we have the best participants in the world, you made sure I was eating to try and keep me away from the edge of sanity! Luv u guys <3)

2016 HIGHLIGHTS:

  • Let us take a moment of silence to acknowledge the end of [twitter.com profile] lattice_frames's INCREDIBLY IMPRESSIVE streak of podding the same thing she received as a gift three years in a row. You may not have completed the dick trick, Rose, but know that we are all still laughing with you in our hearts. (And hey, this takes some pressure off the mods in matching you next year!)
  • Even though [twitter.com profile] lattice_frames may not be on the multipodding list this year, we still had five instances of multipodding! [twitter.com profile] lunate8 & [twitter.com profile] theleanansidhe both ended up podding a fic that they ALSO received as a gift, and two different people podded the same fic for [twitter.com profile] justaphage! There were also two other instances of the same fic being podded by different people for different recipients.
  • Shoutout to noted member of the elite Podfic Robots club [twitter.com profile] rjcreighton, who made a gift for every single person who signed up this year what even (INCLUDING THE PERSON who we left off the treats list at their request, so she had to go HUNT DOWN THEIR SIGNUP, jfc THAT IS DEDICATION)!!!!!!!
  • You guys produced, are you ready for this? 7 DAYS, 15 MINUTES, AND 27 SECONDS of podfic. If you downloaded every podfic on this list, you could literally listen to new podfic continuously WITHOUT STOPPING for AN ENTIRE WEEK!!! That is just over 168 HOURS. Wow.
    • Speaking of that Podfic Robots club...they are, in fact, responsible for a jaw-dropping 78% of that total length count (a little over 130 hours). So hat tip to [twitter.com profile] reenajenkins, [twitter.com profile] rscreighton, and [twitter.com profile] opalsong for making my FTP client cry.
  • No Seriously, So Much Podfic, Continued: WELL DONE, GUYS. YOU'VE FINALLY DONE IT. The masterlist has OFFICIALLY gotten TOO LONG; we hit Dreamwidth's character limit. Welcome to a brave new world—a world in which I have to create an ENTIRE SEPARATE POST for treats. Pat yourselves on the back.

HUGE thanks to our amazing pinch hitters, [twitter.com profile] argentumlupine, [twitter.com profile] opalsong, and [twitter.com profile] templemarker; [twitter.com profile] reenajenkins, [twitter.com profile] yue_ix, [twitter.com profile] akamine_chan, [twitter.com profile] pattyisnickname, [twitter.com profile] kalakirya, & [twitter.com profile] idellaphod for volunteering to make cover art for many people; and as ever, [twitter.com profile] alexwlchan for writing, running, and troubleshooting the script we use to generate this post, which at this point we literally could not make this post without because y'all are TOO DAMN PROLIFIC!

Thank you for coming back year after year, thank you for giving us a shot for the first time this year, thank you even if your only involvement is to greedily soak up the masterlist's offerings. We couldn't put ourselves through this much stress as effectively on our own <3

(Note from [twitter.com profile] vworpvworp: as far as I can figure, just over a thousand podfics have been produced for this exchange since we started it in 2011. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.)

Alright, enough thanks, enough stats, time for what you're really here for:

CLICK 4 HOT PODS )
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Title: awake at night
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat<>Gamzee
Rating: Mature
Length: 1:22:46
Size: 63.3MB
Music: Savean by Sarah Brightman
Cover: Opalsong
Warnings: Author chose not to use warnings. And I agree. The warnings kinda ruin the shock of the story. However, if you want them just contact me and I'll give them to you (also you can read the warnings on the rest of the series and they pretty much give it away).
Summary: There are certain expectations in troll society about taking in a freeloader with no place to go, as Dad Egbert finds out when he offers to host two of his son's stranded friends post-game.
Notes: This is a re-pod of awake at night. I last produced it in 2012 and I felt, for consistancy's sake, I should rerecord. It hit me just as hard this time.

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 26:56
Size: 20.5MB
Music: Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Leslie Gore
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts --

CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP.
CG: ITEM 0.
CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST.
CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS.

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Morning After
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length (total): 23:50
Music: Dearly Beloved by Takehiko Yamada
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: After the big drama is all over, John awakens. Hey, aren't Dad and their alien houseguests hiding things from hi -- oooh, pancakes.

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [9:21; 7.3MB]
Chapter 2 [14:30; 11.2MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Crash Standing
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Davesprite/Karkat, Karkat<>Gamzee, Gamzee/Terezi, Terezi/Dave, Kanaya/Rose
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 14:40:46
Music: The Crow by Dessa
Art: Asuka Kureru
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

Podbooks Links:
Part 1 [6:16:25; 177.9MB]
Part 2 [8:29:31; 239.8MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [26:17; 36.4MB]
Chapter 2 [37:19; 28.8MB]
Chapter 3 [32:26; 45.1MB]
Chapter 4 [56:31; 77.9MB]
Chapter 5 [28:18; 21.8MB]
Chapter 6 [46:15; 34.9MB]
Chapter 7 [31:32; 24.2MB]
Chapter 8 [34:27; 26.5MB]
Chapter 9 [36:09; 49.9MB]
Chapter 10 [47:01; 36.3MB]
Chapter 11 [47:16; 65.2MB]
Chapter 12 [38:53; 53.7MB]
Chapter 13 [42:36; 58.8MB]
Chapter 14 [53:11; 40.4MB]
Chapter 15 [43:35; 60.2MB]
Chapter 16 [57:58; 79.9MB]
Chapter 17 [1:03:53; 88.0MB]
Chapter 18 [1:06:30; 91.6MB]
Chapter 29 [43:38; 67.1MB]
Chapter 20 [47:01; 64.9MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Crash Standing -- What-Ifs and Maybes
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Davesprite/Kanaya, Davesprite/Karkat/Jade, Terezi/Dave
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 23:45
Music: The Crow by Dessa
Art: Asuka Kureru
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
1. "Byrd," Kanaya says with even more careful enunciation than usual, and that's how you know she's kind of drunk. "I do not wish to impugn on your transcendental broship with John."
--
2. GG: hi byrd can i talk to you???
GG: its not super urgent yet but ahhhh, i really need to talk to you!!!
GG: byrd featherbutt strider!
--
3. Terezi has a problem with Dave's shower. A very grave problem. Dave chivalrously undertakes to fix it.
--
4. Chapter 13 from Bro's POV.
--
Collection of ficlets that might turn out to be canon for the main fic and deliberately branching-off plotlines.
Will not make sense without having read Crash Standing.

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1: Kanaya & Byrd drunken conciliatory cuddles [8:20; 11.8MB]
Chapter 2: Byrd/Karkat/Jade pesterlog shenanigans - non-canon [6:53; 9.8MB]
Chapter 3: dave/terezi, shower ficlet [3:06; 2.6MB]
Chapter 4: Chapter 13 from Bro's POV [5:26; 4.3MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Daemon Meme - Crash Standing
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length (total): 13:10
Music: Lyra, Roger, & Billy by Alexandre Desplat
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
Fusion with Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials/the Golden Compass.
--
Karkat doesn't know what to do with his daemon. (None of the trolls do; Terezi hides it a little better but in the week she's been sharing the Striders' apartment Davesprite doesn't count the times he found her sitting in silence on the couch, or in the staircase to the roof, that horrific alligator-mawed, hollow-bellied hound-thing of hers staring back at her with his head on her knee, both trying to make sense of each other.)
It's funny because neither does Davesprite, really.

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [5:24; 4.3MB]
Chapter 2 [4:03; 3.3MB]
Chapter 3 [3:43; 2.9MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: the family you choose Podbook
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Length: 2:51:21
Size: 80.9 MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Complilation of "awake at night", "Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts", "Morning After", "Crash Standing - What-Ifs and Maybes", and "Daemon Meme- Crash Standing"

Podbook Link: Podbook

Audiofic Archive link: TBA


Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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Title: Covalent Bonds Podbook
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Length: 7:00:34
Size: 197.8MB
Cover: Opalsong
Summary:
Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.

In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.

Podbook Link: Podbook

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Covalent
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Karkat, John<>Vriska
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 1:38:53
Music: Bonds of Sea and Fire from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

Part 1 of the Covalent Bonds series

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [29:39; 41.2MB]
Chapter 2 [33:16; 25.5MB]
Chapter 3 [35:58; 49.9MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Side B
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 13:54
Size: 19.6MB
Music: The Blue Traveler from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary:

TA: gue22 what ii found.
AC: :33 < tg-or-boy-tt's hive? *ac guesses*
CG: IT HAD BETTER BE A DOUCHE IN SHADES.
TA: iit'2 ...
TA: iiiiiit'2 ......
TA: two douche2 iin 2hade2.
--
Meanwhile, on the internet. Takes place during Covalent's second chapter.

Part 2 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Week One
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Rose/Feferi, Jade/Gamzee, Eridan/Roxy
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 50:35
Music: My Village is Number One from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] opened memo Bearded Wizard Slash on board FUCK PARADOX SPACE IN EVERY SINGLE BLACK HOLE: THE MOVIE --

TT: This shall serve as a repository for my magnum opus.
TT: I tease. This is a chronicle of my early days of trollhood.
TG: yes plz tell us everything about you playing ye olde alien trouser flute

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] banned turntechGodhead [TG] from memo Bearded Wizard Slash --

TT: I would never dare to steal the thunder from your own memo, dear brother.
--
Collection of logs to bridge the first week after Covalent.
1) Rose & various; Feferi
2) Dirk & Tavros, Dirk & Dave
3) Jade & Gamzee
4) Roxy & Eridan
5) Dirk & Roxy & ??

Part 3 of the Covalent Bonds series

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [13:43; 10.4MB]
Chapter 2 [8:55; 7.0MB]
Chapter 3 [13:36; 10.4MB]
Chapter 4 [9:18; 7.2MB]
Chapter 5 [5:03; 3.8MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Oasis Reunion
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Jane<>Dirk
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:17:24
Size: 106.8MB
Music: Shevat, the Wind is Calling from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary: In Which Jane Crocker Is Getting Used To Being A Troll (No She Isn't,) A Party Gets Crashed But Is Then Put Back On Its Rails, And Jane Totally Does Not Pale Hook Up With Dirk Strider (Yes She Does.)

Contains Several Shameless Public Pappings, Ashen Fuckery (Seriously Jade Stop,) Karkat Being A Pale Guru, And One List Of Raunchy Troll Porn Titles.

Part 4 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: On The Outside Looking In
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dirk<>Jane, Karkat/Jade/Gamzee, Eridan/Rose/Feferi
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 1:14:45
Music: Premonition from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary: You can't help but like your upstairs neighbor, even though he's a little shit who turns his music up way too loud at odd hours. He's this plucky little rustie with amazing horns, he knows how to slice and dice a guy in like two seconds, and once when you broke your thermal hull during the dim season he was neighborly enough to ask his palebro to fix it for you, even though ain't no way to get to know him in the course of normal conversation.

Also, when his featherbeast lusus died... You weren't there when it happened but afterwards he was just like a little robo-dude, rambling on automatic behind his facade and not even knowing it was cracked to hell and back, pretending like it was just a fact of life and he didn't mind.

So yeah okay you are vaguely pale on your upstairs neighbor.
--
How does a normal troll with no clue that the game ever existed see an ex-player, anyway? Especially one who used to be an alien. Hopefully a series of various outsider POVs.

Part 5 of the Covalent Bonds series

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [26:45; 37.2MB]
Chapter 2 [24:36; 34.3MB]
Chapter 3 [23:24; 32.6MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Well, That Was Pointless
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 17:56
Size: 14.0MB
Music: Grahf, Conqueror of Darkness from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:
-- undyingUmbrage [uu] started trolling centaursTesticle [CT] --

uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS uP. WITH THIS CHAT CLIENT.
uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. WHERE IS THE JEERING OPTION.
CT: D --> I beg your pardon
CT: D --> Who the heck are you and why are you on my chumproll in the first place with your l00dicrous and despicable hemoanonymity
uu: I COuLD ASK YOu THE EXACT SAME FuCKING THING.
uu: BuT I WON'T. BECAuSE I'M NOT A DuMBASS.
uu: AND I ALREADY ASKED DIRK WHO THE FuCK YOu WERE. AND WHY YOu WERE ON MY CHuMPROLL.

Part 6 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: See How It Goes
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 5:24
Size: 7.9MB
Music: Shattering the Egg of Dreams from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary:
-- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
TC: so yeah hi

It's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.

He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?

Part 7 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Rules of Engaging with a Chest Werewolf
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Karkat, John<>Vriska
Rating: Teen
Length: 30:01
Size: 23.3MB
Music: One Who Bares Fangs at God from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots & Sprite by Asuka Kureru
Summary:

EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
EB: ...
EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
CG: MAKE UP.
CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

Part 8 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: Three Sweeps In
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Gen
Rating: Teen
Length: 25:54
Size: 19.6MB
Music: Broken Mirror from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary: Three sweeps after the end of the game, Terezi finally gets to the Legislacerator academy. She didn't know how she expected it to go, but not like that.

Part 9 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here



Title: A Pirate's Life for Me
Author: Asuka Kureru
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Meenah/Kankri, Damara<>Meenah
Rating: Mature
Length: 25:46
Size: 35.9MB
Music: October Mermaid from Xenogears Light
Cover: Opalsong
Art: Homestuck Trolls & Kids Seamless Fabric Pattern by Ladyboots
Summary:

AA: tell me about kankri, i tell you about me
CC: ...
CC: codDAMN megido
CC: so did you not want to talk to any of us or
AA: yes
CC: so whats changed now
AA: now is funnier to speak
AA: vomit up your kankri fucking woes so i may laugh into your sea dog face
CC: nice, i can feel some real sympathy flowin from your new typeface, girl.
CC: real friendly there did you wake up beached outside your coon or
AA: i laugh and choke and die if you lucky
AA: tell
CC: urgh fine okay let me just walk up to your harpoon n whine my life aint sharp enough
CC: giving me your word youll tell me where to find you after that?
AA: put a cross in my heart hope you die :D
CC: imma take you at your word and that word as a yes but only because i really need to bitch about that sweater-wrapped tool

Part 10 of the Covalent Bonds series

Link: MP3

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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Title: Living In The Future
Author: Closer
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Iron Man: Armored Adventures/Ultimate Spiderman/Avengers
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 4:23:17
Music: Make Way for Tomorrow Today by Richard M. Sherman & I Am Iron Man by John Debney and Tom Morello
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he's stuck with him. That's not a bad thing, but between Steve's wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony's little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening.

Podbooks Link:
Podbook [4:23:17; 124.5MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [15:22; 21.5MB]
Chapter 2 [36:37; 28.6MB]
Chapter 3 [23:03; 18.1MB]
Chapter 4 [40:51; 56.5MB]
Chapter 5 [18:34; 14.4MB]
Chapter 6 [27:51; 38.6MB]
Chapter 7 [16:00; 12.2MB]
Chapter 8 [31:16; 24.2MB]
Chapter 9 [36:17; 50.2MB]
Chapter 10 [17:26; 13.4MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3
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Title: Making Connections
Author: KouriArashi
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Allison/Scott, Derek/Stiles, Erica/Stiles
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 10:36:58
Music: Our Lady of Sorrows by My Chemical Romance
Cover: Opalsong (heavily influenced by Kylie L's gorgeous covers for this series)
Summary: Every ten years, the hunter community hosts a gathering of all the hunters in the area, to share information and discuss tactics and strategy. This time, Chris Argent is the host, and a hundred hunters or more are coming to Beacon Hills.

Podbooks Link:
Podbook [10:36:59; 301.7MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [35:18; 48.7MB]
Chapter 2 [49:44; 68.5MB]
Chapter 3 [42:39; 58.8MB]
Chapter 4 [30:43; 42.4MB]
Chapter 5 [35:10; 48.4MB]
Chapter 6 [41.11; 56.8MB]
Chapter 7 [35:04; 27.1MB]
Chapter 8 [27:41; 21.7MB]
Chapter 9 [40:42; 31.9MB]
Chapter 10 [28:15; 22.2MB]
Chapter 11 [37:41; 29.6MB]
Chapter 12 [27:27; 21.4MB]
Chapter 13 [34:47; 27.1MB]
Chapter 14 [26:16; 20.2MB]
Chapter 15 [43:34; 60.0MB]
Chapter 16 [37:11; 29.1MB]
Chapter 17 [29:10; 40.3MB]
Chapter 18 [34:25; 27.0MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

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Title: A Lovely Apparition
Author: wordslinging
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Pairings: Frank/Gerard
Rating: Mature
Length (total): 2:34:20
Music: Romance and Interlude by My Chemical Romance
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Michael didn’t seem particularly shocked when Gerard approached him with the idea, but then, Gerard had never seen his younger brother look particularly shocked at anything. He merely looked at Gerard, blinked once or twice, and repeated in a flat tone, “You want me to help you dress up like a woman.”

“It’s the stays in particular I think I’ll need help with,” Gerard told him. “Well, and buttoning the dress, and perhaps the wig.”

(or, The One Where Gerard's A Crossdresser in the 1790s)

Links [length; size]:
Chapter 1 [46:47; 34.9MB]
Chapter 2 [55:57; 77.1MB]
Chapter 3 [51:36; 71.1MB]
Podbook [2:34:20; 72.7MB]
Archive Link

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Title: Like Steel for Chocolate
Author: Maldoror
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: Sanji/Zoro
Rating: Teen
Length (total): 3:14:33
Music: Fight Together by Namie Amuro
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Sanji's cooking has reached a whole new level. It's almost uncanny. Especially when his thoughts and emotions somehow get into the mix along with the rest of the ingredients.

Podbooks Link:
Podbook [3:14:33; 92.1MB]

Chapter Links [length; size]:
Prologue [19:39; 27.3MB]
Chapter 1 [53:34; 73.9MB]
Chapter 2 [36:41; 50.7MB]
Chapter 3 [37:54; 52.4MB]
Chapter 4 [37:54; 52.4MB]
Epilogue [8:52; 12.5MB]

Audiofic Archive link: Here

Thanks to Yue_ix for the cover art beta!
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!

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