amplificathon

Title: Beautiful Things (I)
Author: jmtorres
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Stealing the Elf-King's Roses/Young Wizards
Pairings: Lee Enfield/Laurin
Rating: PG-13/Teen and up
Summary: The world is full of beautiful things, butterfly wings, fairy tale kings, and each new day undoubtedly brings still more beautiful things.
Warnings: none (post-canon for StEKR)
Length: 45 minutes 59 seconds
text at AO3
download  as an mp3 (43MB) (right-click and save as)   as an m4b (podbook) (26MB) (right-click and save)

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( streaming beneath the cut )

points: (5(YW) + 10 (new fandom - Stealing the Elf-King's Roses) + 10 (new pairing - Lee Enfield/Laurin)) x 4(time) = 100

Title: Love and Marriage
Author: astolat
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairings: Harold Finch/John Reese
Rating: explicit
Summary: "Harold," John said, "are you asking me to marry you for your money?"
"Well, Mr. Reese," Harold said, "given how much of it you've spent already, I don't really see how you can complain."
Warnings: none
Length: 31 minutes 46 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (30MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (5(PoI)+5(finch/reese))x3 = 30

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Title: Fealty
Author: astolat 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairings: Harold Finch/John Reese
Rating: explicit
Summary: "The only promise I will make you is that having found you, I will go to almost any lengths you care to name to keep you."
Warnings: interrogation, dominance/submission
Length: 1 hour 03 minutes 51 seconds
text at AO3
download from the audioarchive as an mp3 (60MB) as a podbook (30MB)

points: (5(PoI)+5(finch/reese))x4 = 40

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total points for this post: 30+40 = 70

Title: Taking In
Author: aria
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: I am the water, and the waves.
Warnings: none
Length: 14 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (13MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (5(fandom)+5(YW:gen))x2 = 20

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Title: Expository M-Mails
Author: paxpinnae 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: Nita/Kit, Nita/Ronan
Rating: general
Summary: How exactly did Kit ask Ronan to come help during Wizards at War? Spoilers for Wizards at War.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 27 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (6MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (5(fandom)+5(nita/kit)+10(new pairing - Nita Callahan/Ronan Nolan)x1 = 20

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Title: Automotive Testing Procedures
Author: paxpinnae 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Even wizards need hobbies.
Warnings: none
Length: 9 minutes 11 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (9MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (5(fandom)+5(YW_gen))x1 = 10

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Title: Fifty Things Wizards Can't do in the Myriad Worlds
Author: paxpinnae 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Young Wizards
Pairings: none (but also everything possible. so really the main pairing is crack/crack)
Rating: general
Summary: Being a fine line of crack, which this fandom SORELY lacks, stolen wholesale from The Skippy List, itself an excellent bit of reading and splendiferous inspiration for any number of stories.
Warnings: crack
Length: 9 minutes 12 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (9MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (5(fandom)+5(YW:gen))x1 = 10

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total points for this post: 20+20+10+10 = 60

Title: Texts from the Van
Author:  sholio 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: White Collar
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: One bored con man + one cell phone = lots and lots of text messages. Takes place between 4x03 & 4x04 (with some spoilers).
Warnings: none
Length: 12 minutes 47 seconds (without sound effects) ; 14 minutes 52 seconds (with sound effects)
text at AO3
download as an mp3 from the audioarchive (separate DLs for with sound effects and without sound effects)

points: (5(WC)+5(WCgen))2 = 20
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Title: Constellations in the Streetlights
Author: china_shop 
Fandom: White Collar
Pairings: Peter/El/Neal
Rating: general
Summary: Neal takes Satchmo for a walk.
Warnings: none
Length: 11 minutes 15 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (11MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+5)2 = 20
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Title: Ain't Misbehaving
Authors:etcetera_cat  and lucifuge5 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Due South
Pairings: RayK/Fraser
Rating: general
Summary: "It really wasn't me, Boss Ben," Dief tried again. "It was the walking pebble."
Warnings: none
Length: 9 minutes 48 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (9MB) (from the audioarchive)
(5+5)1 = 10
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Title: A Gift to Be Simple
Author: arsenicjade 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: There are certain traditions Darcy really likes.
Warnings: none
Length: 6 minutes 9 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (6MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: She's Hearing Voices
Author: netgirl_y2k 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Warehouse 13
Pairings: Myka/Helena
Rating: general
Summary: Myka was being courted by HG Wells; which might have been quite nice except that Helena was dead, and invisible, and quite possibly a figment of Myka's imagination.
Warnings: none
Length: 9 minutes 15 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (9MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: Birthday Girl
Author: singlecrow 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Deep Space Nine
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: It's too late for presents.
Warnings: none
Length: 10 minutes 49 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (10MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+5)2 = 20
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Title: Ornament
Author: beatrice_otter 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Deep Space Nine
Pairings: none
Rating: Teen
Summary: Kira Nerys, in the camps and in the resistance
Warnings: implied underage prostitution
Length: 5 minutes 18 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (5MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: Sacrifice
Author: cosmic_llin 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Deep Space Nine
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Winn Adami knows that what she is doing is the will of the Prophets.
Warnings: minor character death, Winn's pov
Length: 1 minutes 44 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (2MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+5)1 = 10
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Title: Destroy Everything You Touch
Author: glinda 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: Ace McShane/Ninth Doctor
Rating: general
Summary: It was Ace who blew up the factories at Villengard.
Warnings: Time War
Length: 8 minutes 33 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (8MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+10(new pairing: Ace McShane/Ninth Doctor))1 = 15
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Title: Of Course, Come Along
Author: ArisTGD 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairings: none
Rating: general
Summary: Martha will one day have been traveling with the Doctor again.
Warnings: none
Length: 2 minutes 53 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (3MB) (from the audioarchive)
points: (5+5)1 = 10
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points total for this post: 20+20+10+10+10+20+10+10+15+10 = 135

Title: Separate Callings
Author: beatrice_otter
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Curse of Chalion
Pairings: Ista dy Chalion/Illvin dy Arbanos, Iselle dy Chalion/Bergon dy Ibra, Lady Betriz/Lupe dy Cazaril
Rating: G/general
Summary: Iselle didn't know her mother any more. Perhaps she never did.
Warnings: none
Length: 9 minutes 43 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (9MB) (from the audioarchive)

(10(new fandom-curse of chalion)+10(new pairing-Ista dy Chalion/Illvin dy Arbanos)+10(new pairing-Iselle dy Chalion/Bergon dy Ibra) +10(new pairing-Lady Betriz/Lupe dy Cazaril)x1 = 40


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Title: Life, Stripped of all Luxuries
Author: keerawa
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Curse of Chalion
Pairings: Lupe dy Cazaril/March dy Palliar
Rating: R/mature
Summary: poetry created under seige
Warnings: pre-canon, deals with the Seige of Gotorget
Length: 19 minutes 41 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (18MB) (from the audioarchive)

(10(new fandom-curse of chalion)+10(new pairing-Lupe dy Cazaril/March dy Palliar)x2 = 40

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Title: Blessings
Author: sahiya
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Curse of Chalion
Pairings: Ista dy Chalion/Illvin dy Arbanos
Rating: PG/general
Summary: The Bastard is the god of all disasters and blessings out of season. Ista isn't sure yet which one this will be.
Warnings: deals with an unplanned pregnancy for which (due to canonically-logical reasons) abortion is not an option. feel free to message me or comment here if you have any questions
Length: 19 minutes 30 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (18MB) (from the audioarchive)

(10(new fandom-curse of chalion)+10(new pairing-Ista dy Chalion/Illvin dy Arbanos)x2 = 40
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Title: A Test, A Miracle, A Curse
Author: sahiya
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Curse of Chalion
Pairings: none
Rating: mature
Summary: Umegat dreams.
Warnings: deals with (canonical) aphasia and its (post-canon) miraculous healing
Length: 8 minutes 21 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (8MB) (from the audioarchive)

(10(new fandom-curse of chalion)+10(new pairing-curse of chalion:gen)x1 = 20
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total points for this post: 40+40+40+20=140

Five Vikings tumblr podfics by waldorph

Title: Nothing Will Keep Me
Reader: kalakirya
Pairings: Lagertha/Ragnar
Rating: PG
Summary: Lagertha has to go off and be a badass solo for some reason, and all she wants to do is come home to her children and her boys. - anon
Length: 5 minutes 1 second
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (5MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar))x1 = 20

Title: No Plan
Pairings: Ragnar/Lagertha, Ragnar/Lagertha/Athelstan
Summary: Ragnar and Lagertha are models, and Athelstan is the lowly photographer's assistant who is in way over his head. - anon
Length: 9 minutes 11 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (9MB) (from the audioarchive)


points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan))x1 = 30

Title: the edge of a knife
Pairings: Lagertha/Ragnar, (Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan (pre-OT3))
Summary: Athelstan gets injured and Ragnar and/or Lagertha patches him back up? - anon
Length: 6 minutes 36 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (6MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar))x1 = 20

Title: The Going Rate
Pairings: Lagertha/Ragnar, Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan soon-to-be-OT3
Summary: Bachelor auction AU, someone wins someone - anon
Length: 7 minutes 3 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (7MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar)+10(new pairing - Lagertha/Ragnar/Athelstan))x1 = 30

Title: Touched
Pairings: none
Summary: Athelstan is an emp/telepath/pmetry/clairvoyent/whatever, sent to be a monk because that's what people do w/'touched' children (structured environment, fewer different thoughts, prayer works as meditation, easier to keep a handle on your mind so it doens't overload/go-crazy), + religious touched-by-god-cultural-stuff. Vikings don't recognise that he's like this 'coz their pyschs present v. differently (eg. Floki, diff. kind of 'touched by gods'). -anon
Length: 4 minutes 51 seconds
text at AO3 on tumblr
download as an mp3 (5MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: (10(newfandom)+10(new pairing - Vikings-gen))x1 = 20

Three Person of Interest tumblr podfics written by leupagus

Title: Bad Idea
Pairings: Joss Carter/John Reese
Summary: Carter/Reese, This is a spectacularly bad idea. -- bitchwhoyoukiddin
Length: 1 minute 7 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (1MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+10(new pairing - Joss Carter/John Reese) = 15

Title: languages
Pairings: Reese/OC, Reese/Jessica, Reese/Kara, Finch/Reese
Summary: Finch/Reese, languages? --mienai
Length: 1 minutes 36 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (2MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+10(new pairing - John Reese/OC)+10(new pairing - John Reese/Kara Stanton)+5(pairing-finch/reese) = 30

Title: shaw &or/ Carter - an epic bromance
Pairings: none
Summary: Carter (/ or &?) Shaw: The epic bromance. --bitchwhoyoukiddin
Length: 2 minutes 29 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (2MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+10(new pairing - Person of Interest:gen) = 15

And two more tumblr podfics, also written by leupagus

Title: The Proposal
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairings: Spock/Uhura
Summary: Star Trek. Proposals. - rivki
Length: 1 minutes 55 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (2MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+5(spock/uhura) = 10

Title: tiny bagginshield bakery au
Fandom: The Hobbit
Pairings: Thorin/Bilbo
Summary: Thorin/Bilbo: Bakery AU --theodinspire
Length: 1 minutes 17 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (1MB) (from the audioarchive)

points: 5(fandom)+5(thorin/bilbo) = 10

ALL FIVE VIKINGS PODFICS

ALL THREE PERSON OF INTEREST PODFICS

total points for this pot: 200 (I think? I double-checked, but it's a lot of podfics) now corrected!

Title: Reese/Finch, Reese flirting with his boss ALL THE TIME
Author: leupagus 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Person of Interest
Pairings: Reese/Finch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: does what it says on the cover. Also, seasonally appropriate!
Length: about 2 minutes
text on tumblr
download as an mp3 (2MB) from the audioarchive

points: 2((5(fandom) + 5(john/harold)) x 1(time)) + (5(fandom) +10(john reese/harold finch/grace hendricks)x1) = 35

Title: Fireside Tales
Author: darth_stitch
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: the Hobbit
Pairings: Bilbo/Thorin
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: I’ve a fireside tale myself, though I didn’t know at first that I’d walked right into a ghost story.
The silly thing was I didn’t even take more than a few steps out my door. Then again, what was it that Mad Baggins used to say? It’s a dangerous thing, just going out your door. Just taking those first few steps on the Road and it will bring you to all sorts of places, all sorts of adventures.
Warnings: character death (but it's happy! Honest!)
Length: 9 minutes 09 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (8MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(hobbit) + 5(Thorin/Bilbo)) x 1(time) = 10

Title: The Graffiti on Your Body (Too Easy to Wreck remix)
Author: lady_krysis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Angel/Raven
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: In Angel's life, it's always a jackass with something.
Warnings: post-canon
Length:  4 minutes 19 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (4MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(XMFC) + 10(Raven Darkholme/Angel Salvadore)) x 1(time) = 15

Title: No Time Like The Present, No Time To Waste
Author: helens78
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Summary: The thing about Armando that turns Alex on is: he's not afraid of people. Alex doesn't usually make moves on people this fast, but with all the possibilities Armando presents, how can he not?
Warnings:
Length:  12 minutes 38 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (12MB) (from the audioarchive)

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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando Munoz/Alex Summers)) x 2(time) = 20

Title: Hold On To Me (Like a Shadow or a Friend remix)
Author: lady_krysis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: X-Men First Class
Pairings: Armando/Alex
Rating: PG-13/Teen
Summary: Darwin's alive, and it's a reality that Alex can't let go of.
Warnings: post-canon
Length: 5 minutes 12 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (5MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(XMFC) + 5(Armando/Alex)) x 1(time) = 10


total points for this post: 10 + 15 + 20 + 10 = 55

Title: Responsible Use of Magic
Author: dira_sudis
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Teen Wolf
Pairings: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Explicit/NC-17
Summary: In which Stiles explores a few off-label uses of mountain ash.
Warnings: bondage, impact play, pain play
Length: 18 minutes 21 seconds
text at AO3
download as an mp3 (17MB) from the audioarchive

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points: (5(fandom) + 1(Derek/Stiles)) x 2(time) = 12

Title: In All The World
Author: wallhaditcoming 
Reader: kalakirya
Fandom: Avengers (Sentinel fusion, but not enough to tag with that fandom)
Pairings: Tony/Steve
Rating: PG-13 / Teen and Up
Summary: In a world where Sentinels, people with five heightened senses, bond mentally and spiritually with Guides, people gifted with empathetic powers, Tony Stark has spent thirty-three years overwhelmed by the emotions of those around him and running from his own. Sentinel Steve Rogers wakes up sixty years out of his own time and struggles to deal with the massive amount of new sensory input while trying to find his footing in a New York very different from the one he knew. When they finally find each other, how will their bond change them?
Cautions: Sentinel AUs typically involve a soulmate-type trope. This one notes that Tony and Steve are not each other's be-all-and-end-all, and that they waited for each other not out of necessity, but choice. If you have any questions about it, feel free to comment on this post or message me.
Length: 1 hours 33 minutes 46 seconds
text on AO3
download from the audioarchive as a zipped mp3 (86MB) as a zipped podbook (m4b) (44MB)

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points: (5(fandom) + 5(Tony/Steve)) x 5(time) = 50