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Presented as an offering to Trojie on the occasion of Darwin's birthday. Because that's a perfectly normal reason to... celebrate the fight/fuck/flight reflex? And its off-label uses?

Original fic details:

knife to a gunfight (2986 words) by Trojie
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Bloodplay, Dom/sub Undertones, Unsafe Sex, not the healthiest fuckbuddy relationship
Series: Part 1 of Inception Bingo 2016
Summary:

Arthur is about to go off on a job he knows is going to be boring, so he calls Eames to help him blow off steam before he goes.



Podfic: 17 minutes, MP3. Download from googledrive here
Reader: Me, ineptshieldmaid
Additional notes: For the sake of everyone's dignity, if you happen to know that you are in fact my student, or if you find that out when you press play, proceed no further or at least don't TELL me about it. (Also, as a general recommendation: don't try this at home, folks. If nothing else, pick safer body parts.)
Beta credit: blessings and bonus points to immoral_crow for checking this over for me.
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AELDWS 2015 Drabbles

Title:
[Podfic] ChasingRiver's Arthur/Eames Drabbles - AELDWS 2015
Author: [personal profile] chasingriver [profile] chasingriversong
Reader: [personal profile] chasingriver
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: M
Length: 32:55

Formats and links: (alternate links can be found on the AO3 post)


Summary
: This is a podfic of the eleven drabbles I wrote for the Inceptiversary AELDWS (Arthur/Eames Last Drabble Writer Standing) events in 2015.

Credits: Music credits: Clips from "Time Suite" and "Thief & A Forger" from Hans Zimmer's Inception Soundtrack.
Warnings: none
Text: Arthur/Eames Drabbles - AELDWS 2015

points: (5+5)*3=30


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Title: Five Times the Wraith Invaded Earth but were Thwarted
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] mific
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass
Rating: E, warnings for graphic depictions of violence (5 wraith were very definitely harmed in the making of this story)
Fandom: Stargate Atlantic, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Welcome to Night Vale, Inception, White Collar, and Teen Wolf
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: Earth five; Wraith zero
Length: 14:37
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

[(1+5+5+5+5+1) + (1+5+10+10+5+5)] x 2= 116 points

X-posted to [community profile] podfic_bingo
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Title: Show Me The Way Home
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] laceymcbain
Reader: [personal profile] kansouame
Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur x Eames
1h:42m:05s
Author's Summary: In which Arthur develops a relationship with Eames' sofa and eventually with Eames himself.
Text version: Show Me The Way Home
Download or Listen Show Me The Way Home
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those who were faithful, and those who betrayed them, those who did nothing, and those who defied by tigriswolf
Fandom: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Magnificent Seven (TV), Sherlock Holmes (Downey films), Sherlock (TV), NCIS, White Collar, Inception (2010), James Bond (Movies), Norse Mythology, Native American/First Nations Mythology, African Diasporic Mythology
Rating: NR
Pairing: Angrboða/Loki, Loki/Sigyn, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Arthur/Eames (Inception), Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Ezra Standish/Vin Tanner
Length: 2:15:59
Summary: On my laptop, this lives as Loki’s kids megacrossover of doom. So, yeah. 12000+ words of healing and planning for vengeance. It was fun.
Reader's note: Listen as I struggle to pronounce anything in any language.
mp3 (right click and and save as)

Points: 1+5+5+10+5+1+5+5+5+5+10+10+10(a) + 10+10+5+5+1+10(b) + 0(c) = 118 x 6 = 708 (So sorry if I got any of the points wrong, I did my best but... yeah :D )
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Title: Caught and Sang in Flight
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] ifeelbetter
Reader: [personal profile] kansouame
Fandom: Inception
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Arthur x Eames
22m:59s (21.2mb)
Author's Summary: Arthur and Eames start a game where Arthur doesn't know the character Eames expects him to play and Eames doesn't know who sets the rules.
Text version: Caught and Sang in Flight
Download or Listen Caught and Sang in Flight
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Title: Thicker Water
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] pprfaith 
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins 
Coverartist: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins 
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Avengers movie'verse, Inception
Pairing: gen
Warnings: crossover, potentially butchered pronunciation of non-English languages, alternate universe, origins, siblings, found family, BAMF Arthur, BAMF Natasha, childhood, slightly unhinged kids
Length: 00:35:33

Author's Summary: "Arthur and Natasha rarely make it to their Gamma's birthday, but business keeps them in touch."

Download link: This podfic can be downloaded right over here (thanks, paraka, for hosting me!)

Points: (1+5+5+5+0)x3 = 48 points
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[personal profile] chestnut_filly
Title: This Dream Called Life
Author: Anon (stated in podfic)
Performer: [livejournal.com profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Eames/OFC, Arthur/Eeames
Rating: T
Summary: "There is always a certain beauty in ruins."
Length: 33:50
File Size/Type: 15.57 MB/mp3

Mediafire link.

Points: 3(5 + 5 + 10 + 0) = 60
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Title: Retroactive Hitting
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Sibilant
Reader: [personal profile] kansouame
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Length: 1hrs 05m:
Author's Summary: Eames buys Arthur a pair of lace panties as a joke - it doesn't go like he'd planned.
Reader's notes: almost every kink button gets pushed if not jumped up and down on.
Text version: Retroactive Hitting

Link for Podfic (download or streaming) Retroactive Hitting
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Title: Say The Word (and I'm already there)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sarahyyy
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Readbyanalise010
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: “Eames, you were screaming your love confession for Arthur outside his door,” Cobb says. “Everyone probably heard that you love Arthur.”
“Except for Arthur,” Eames says, running his hand over his face. “Fuck.”

Warnings: None
Length: 00:12:18
Download: the MP3 | Size: 11.5 MB or the M4B | Size: 6 MB.

Crossposted to AO3

Paraka Productions, you’re a rock star for hosting me!
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Title: Came knocking at my door
Author: [livejournal.com profile] krytella
Performer: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Ariadne/Mal
Author's Rating: Teen
Author's Summary: "Ariadne is the bartender at a lesbian speakeasy in prohibition-era Chicago. Mal is the singer."
Length: 6:00
File Size/Type: 2.75 MB/mp3

Mediafire link

Streaming:

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Title: Dreams Are Private Myths
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] cinaed
Performer: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Ariadne/Mal
Author's Rating: E
Author's Summary: "'He doesn't love you, you know,' the manifestation says. For once, her tone is matter-of-fact rather than cruel."
Length: 6:40
File Size/Type: 3.06 MB/mp3

Mediafire link.

Streaming:

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Unforgivably late Kisses III repost.

Title: i'll wear a mask (for you)
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] marycockins
Performer: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Ariadne/Mal
Author's Rating: T
Author's Summary: "Ariadne got more than one life, and she wasted all of them."
Content Notes: Canonical and non-canonical character death
Length: 5:00
File Size/Type: 2.29 MB/mp3

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Streaming:

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Title: California Stars
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] LaSordide
Performer: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Author's Rating: E
Author's Summary: "A fic inspired by Woody Guthrie which eventually devolves into filthy, romantic homo porn (because that is the BEST KIND) set in 1969 Berkeley."
Content Notes: Underage shenanigans, Ronald Reagan, teeny bit that pings me, as a Jew, as insultingly tokenizing and fetishizing, but YMMV
Length: 41:50
File Size/Type: 19.19 MB/mp3

Mediafire link.

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For the 2013 Podfic Big Bang!

Text: Patience, a Steady Hand by [personal profile] helenish
Reader: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Cover Artist: [personal profile] ctbn60
Fandom: Inception
Ship: Arthur/Eames
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape, attempted rape, coercive sex, dubiously-consensual sex, emotional and physical violence, sexism.

Summary: 821 A.D. Arthur is in the nightmare business. Eames is a thief, a liar, and versatile with a pen.



MP3: here [131 MB, 04:46:18]
Podbook: here [128 MB, 04:46:18]

Bonus lovely banner under here )
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Title: Sworn to Lucidity
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] GloriaMundi
Performer: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Mal/Dom
Author's Rating: G
Author's Summary: "Mal is awake. Dom sleeps on."
Length: 35:50
File Size/Type: 16.41 MB/mp3

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Streaming:
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Title: Crush
Author: [livejournal.com profile] epistolic
Reader: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Author's Rating: M
Author's Summary: "Like sandpaper, like the heart put into a box, like a gun-sight, like years, like time, like roads, like the way that the boy moves next to you, like his teeth, like his eyes, like his mouth, like his throat, like miles, like miles, like miles, like miles, like closer, like not quite close enough."
Length: 14:00
File Size/Type: 6.41 MB/mp3

Mediafire link.

Streaming:

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Title: Finally Better
Author: [livejournal.com profile] nahara
Reader: [personal profile] chestnut_filly
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Author's Rating: R
Author's Summary: "'You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.' – Dr Seuss"
Length: 7:55
File Size/Type: 3.71 MB/mp3

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