[Silmarillion] Cold Comfort

(Crossposted @AO3)



Title: Cold Comfort
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Amyfortuna
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Chestnut_filly
Fandom: The Silmarillion
Pairing: Nerdanel/Nienna
Rating: T
Summary: "Nerdanel, early in the Second Age, ponders the wisdom of her choices."
Length: 9:11

Mediafire download link
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Recorded and posted for Tolkien Femslash Week 2017, for the prompt Sappho 56 (trans. Anne Carson):

not one girl I think
who looks on the light of the sun
will ever
have wisdom
like this

Because is this not the most Nerdanel quote there has ever been?
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There are slight sound effects here, but I don't think they should be triggering for listeners with auditory epilepsy, and there is no dramatic reverb/echo for those with auditory processing issues. The biggest difference is in "distance" and a slight volume drop.

[Silmarillion] Tribute for the Queen

(Crossposted @AO3)



Title: Tribute for the Queen
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] LiveOakWithMoss
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Chestnut_filly
Cover Artist: [tumblr.com profile] StygianAcrimony
Fandom: The Silmarillion
Pairing: Lalwen/Queen Berúthiel
Rating: M
Summary: "Berúthiel honestly doesn't know why she puts up with Lalwen. (Except, no, she totally knows why.)"
Length: 4:26

Mediafire download link
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This podfic was posted for Day One of Tolkien Femslash Week 2017, for Sappho's fragment 16A:
"Some men say an army of horse and some men say an army on foot and some men say an army of ships is the most beautiful thing on the black earth. But I say it is
what you love."
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[personal profile] opalsong2017-07-19 09:16 pm

Thrall [written by Lys ap Adin; read by Opalsong]



Title: Thrall
Author: Lys ap Adin
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Katekyou Hitman Reborn
Pairings: Bianchi/Yamamoto Takeshi
Rating: Explicit
Length: 27:16
Size: 37.7MB
Music: Poison Scorpion, Bianchi by Toshihiko Sahashi
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: In which Yamamoto has cause to go undercover with Bianchi and discovers something about himself.

Link: mp3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!
Thanks to Lys ap adin for having blanket permission!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Archivists: Please do not archive this work.
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[personal profile] opalsong2017-07-19 09:03 pm

Quid Pro Quo [written by Lys ap Adin; read by Opalsong]



Title: Quid Pro Quo
Author: Lys ap Adin
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Katekyou Hitman Reborn
Pairings: Bianchi/Dino
Rating: Explicit
Length: 10:06
Size: 8.1MB
Music: Danyism by Toshihiko Sahashi
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Dino Cavallone has a broad-minded sense of fair play.

Link: mp3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!
Thanks to Lys ap adin for having blanket permission!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Archivists: please do not archive this work.
opalsong: (podfic)
[personal profile] opalsong2017-07-19 08:56 pm

Shōtō [written by Lys ap Adin; read by Opalsong]



Title: Shōtō
Author: Lys ap Adin
Reader: Opalsong
Fandom: Katekyou Hitman Reborn
Pairings: Xanxus/Squalo, Xanxus/Yamamoto, Yamamoto/Squalo
Rating: Explicit
Length: 6:10
Size: 5.0MB
Music: Ame no Keishousha by Toshihiko Sahashi
Cover: Opalsong
Summary: Xanxus figures it's probably better not to ask too many questions, just in case he doesn't like the answers.

Link: mp3

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!
Thanks to Lys ap adin for having blanket permission!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, and AO3

Archivists: Please do not archive this work.
cantarina: olive dunham smiles gleefully (frng - olivia's biggest smile)
[personal profile] cantarina2017-07-15 02:20 pm

Podfic Broken Telephone Open for Sign-Ups :D



[Podfic Broken Telephone: Sign-ups open July 14. Old-timey femmes holding tin cans connected by a string. Art credit: akamine_chan]

WELCOME TO PODFIC BROKEN TELEPHONE

What’s that, you ask?

Here’s how it works: Person A (your friendly neighbourhood mod) makes a podfic. It becomes the prompt for Person B. Person B’s podfic becomes a prompt for Person C’s podfic. And down the line we go until everyone’s had a turn.

Using a podfic as a prompt means that each podiccer will pick at least one key element from their prompt podfic and use it in their work. A key element could be, but isn’t limited to: fandom, character, ship, trope, format (dialogue-only, epistolary, etc) or podficcing style (SFX, music, accents, etc). Think of “key element” as something about the podfic that you’d talk about in a rec.

Want to know more? Yeah you do.

Full rules and FAQ here

Sign up here (open on a rolling basis until further notice)

[Star Wars] the family amidala



Title: the family amidala
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] DirgeWithoutMusic
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Chestnut_filly
Fandom: Star Wars, original and prequel trilogies
Rating: T
Pairing: Gen, Padmé, Obi-Wan, & twins-centric
Summary: "Padmé lives. She runs."
Length: 46:30

Mediafire link
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[Doctor Who] Five Things Rose Tyler Says When She Visits Planet Israel.

Title: Five Things Rose Tyler Says When She Visits Planet Israel.
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] LannaMichaels
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] Chestnut_filly
Fandom: New Who
Rating: G
Summary: "The Doctor and Rose visit the Planet Of The Jews. A "Characters Are Randomly Jewish" AU shortshort; or: I HAVE NO SHAME AND THERE IS NO REASONABLE EXCUSE FOR THIS."
Length: 3:35

Mediafire download link

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Stuck in the Middle with You



Title: Stuck in the Middle with You
Author:
[archiveofourown.org profile] musesfool
Reader: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Coverartist: [personal profile] reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Sharing a Bed, Platonic Bed-sharing, Platonic Cuddling, Fluff and Humor, Huddling For Warmth, Bickering, obi-wan's casual relationship with the truth

Length: 00:16:05

Author's Summary: "These are the flattest, saddest pillows I've ever seen."

"They are sufficient," Obi-Wan says. "You must have very particular pillow needs."


Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thanks for hosting me, [personal profile] paraka)
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[personal profile] xdiorix2017-07-11 04:38 pm

"Colonel Sportacus Champitor Crimson the Second" by hylian_reptile



Cover art by: [personal profile] reena_jenkins


Title: Colonel Sportacus Champitor Crimson the Second
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] hylian_reptile
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass
Rating: T
Fandom: Red vs. Blue
Pairings: None, gen
Summary: “Admit it, Simmons. Sarge loves a twelve-year-old snorting football more than literally anyone or anything in this canyon. Except for his shotgun. And maybe killing Blues.”
Length: 41:56
Download: Right click and save as an mp3. (Thanks to paraka for hosting!)

Streaming available at AO3.

X-posted to [community profile] podfic_bingo
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[personal profile] lazulus2017-07-11 06:22 pm

"Wizardry by Consent" by Sixthlight

Title: Wizardry by Consent
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] sixthlight
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] lazulus
Rating: Teen and up
Fandom: Rivers of London
Pairing Peter Grant/Thomas Nightingale
Length: 05:45:00
Summary: Fifteen years after a headless body was discovered in Covent Garden, Thomas Nightingale is still the last wizard in Britain, and Peter Grant, newly appointed Commander for Community Engagement in the Metropolitan Police Service, has just learned the truth about the existence of the Folly.

He has one or two questions.

Thank you to [archiveofourown.org profile] sixthlight for giving blanket permission to produce remixes/sequels/podfic/fanart/translations based on their work.

Download: Right click save AudioBook / 244MB or zipped MP3s / 295MB

Dream of Caramel: or, A Recipe for Disaster



Title: Dream of Caramel: or, A Recipe for Disaster 
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth 

Reader: [personal profile] reena_jenkins (with the additional vocal talent of [archiveofourown.org profile] formerlydfas the voice of Clint's Inner Monologue)
Coverartist: [personal profile] reena_jenkins 
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: Avengers (movie'verse), Captain America (movie'verse)
Pairings: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Clint Barton
Warnings: Cooking, Longing, Pining, Big Eden (movie), Clint Barton Is a Good Bro, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Team Moron, Fluff and Angst, music underscoring the spoken podfic

Music: 

Length: 02:12:48

Author's Summary: But none of that explains why right now Clint’s pants are literally on fire and Barnes is pitching an entire five-pound bag of pastry flour straight at Clint’s crotch with his metal arm.

Download link: You can download/stream this podfic as an mp3 right over here OR you can download this podfic as an m4b (podbook) right over here (thanks for hosting me, [personal profile] paraka).

Sunshine and Daisies



Title: Sunshine and Daisies
Author: 
[profile] heartslogos 
Reader: [personal profile] reena_jenkins 
Coverartist: [personal profile] reena_jenkins 
Rating: PG
Fandoms: DCU, Batman (comics)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Batfamily Feels, Smiles, Laughter, Jason Todd is a Good Big Brother, Slice of Life

Length: 00:10:45

Author's Summary: "This is the fortieth time." Jason says, "Just to point that out. I'm not complaining, or anything."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thanks for hosting me, [personal profile] paraka)

Welcome Back to High School



Title: Welcome Back to High School
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] heartslogos 

Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] aethel , [archiveofourown.org profile] klb , [archiveofourown.org profile] ladyofmisrule , [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins , and [archiveofourown.org profile] wingedwords 
Coverartist: [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins 
Rating: PG
Fandoms: DCU, Batman (comics), Teen Titans (comics)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: High School, tim drake's high school diploma requires teamwork and superpowers, tim drake is no longer a high school dropout ceo, Multi-Voice Podfic

Music: Back To School Again, as performed by Four Tops

Length: 00:15:17

Author's Summary: "Congratulations on making it through one year of high school." Cassie says, holding out a cake, "We're proud of you."

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thanks for hosting us, [personal profile] paraka)

Gotham's Favorite Son



Title: Gotham's Favorite Son
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] Unpretty 
Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] aethel , [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass [archiveofourown.org profile] klb [archiveofourown.org profile] girlwithabubblegun [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins ,  and [archiveofourown.org profile] wingedwords  
Coverartist: [archiveofourown.org profile] wingedwords 
Rating: PG
Fandoms: DCU, Batman (comics)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Tumblr, Based on a Tumblr Post, Gotham Side of Tumblr, everyone has at least one Batman Story, Multi-Voice Podfic

SFX: snagged via here, and here, on Freesound.org


Length:
 00:07:57


Author's Summary: Thanks, Gotham side of Tumblr.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thanks for hosting us, [personal profile] paraka)

Let's Dance



Title: Let's Dance
Author:[archiveofourown.org profile] Unpretty 

Reader: [archiveofourown.org profile] aethel[archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass ,[archiveofourown.org profile] klb ,[archiveofourown.org profile] LadyofMisrule , [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins , [archiveofourown.org profile] Shmaylor , and [archiveofourown.org profile] wingedwords 
Coverartist: [personal profile] reena_jenkins (but it was really a collaborative effort)
Rating: PG-13
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League (all media types)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Ghosts, Ballet, Swan Lake, Case Fic, Multi-Voice Podfic

Music: Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake Op. 20, Act IV No. 29, Scene finale, as performed by the Montreal Symphony Orchestra

Length: 00:19:03

Author's Summary: They're trapped in a ghost ballet. You can't punch ethereal ballerinas. It's not just rude, it's physically impossible. They're going to be stuck there forever and then die, probably.

Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thanks for hosting us, [personal profile] paraka)

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[personal profile] hananobira2017-07-08 02:52 pm

Yuri on Ice: New Jersey



Notes and acknowledgements:
Thanks to so_shhy for permission to podfic and to Paraka for hosting!

Summary:
After an unexpected growth spurt, Yurio has a creative solution for his career going forward. Victor does not approve.

*****


Original Fic: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9442439
Author: so_shhy
Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice
Pairings: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky, Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov
Rating:
Warnings: None
Length: 00:11:07

AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11441913
Audiofic Archive: Check back later.

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[personal profile] chemm802017-07-06 12:26 pm

Podfic: With or Without You by KouriArashi

Title: With Or Without You
Author: KouriArashi
Fandom, Pairing: Teen Wolf, Stiles/Derek
Rating: PG? Gore/violence is alluded to. Not sexually explicit.
Summary: Derek thinks that the mating rituals are overly romanticized bullshit, but claiming a mate and defending them from challengers is something werewolves do, and his pack can't afford to appear weak after the fire. Especially not when Deucalion and his friends are in town for the rituals. Enter Stiles Stilinski, who offers to let Derek claim him so he won't be overrun at the ceremonies. Nothing goes as expected.

Length: 6:47:08



.rar file (Right-click and Save-As to download) || 584 MB

(Note: .rar files are like .zip files—they're compressed and packaged files that allow me to upload multiple files faster, and in one go.
You simply have to download the file and extract the .mp3 files to your computer/device. If you don't have Winrar, you can use Winzip,
7-zip or, if you're running a Mac, you already have a program called Unarchiver, which will also extract these files. All of those are free.)
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[personal profile] kalakirya2017-07-04 02:24 pm

(no subject)

Title: The Bucket
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: “They’re surprisingly roomy!” Steve’s forced cheer only made the whole thing more insulting.
content notes: none
Length: 0:04:46
text at AO3



direct link (left-click to download, right-click to stream)

cover by me!



Title: Butts
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] heartslogos
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: DCU
Pairings: none
Rating: general audiences
Summary: “"What even defines having a nice butt?" Tim says, regretting the words the second that they're out of his mouth.
content notes: possible abundant spit-takes (blooper-tastic version only. we burst into song. it was pretty great)
Length: 0:07:08 (blooper-free) 0:09:49 (blooper-tastic)
text at AO3



BLOOPER-FREE VERSION direct link (left-click to download, right-click to stream)

BLOOPER-TASTIC VERSION direct link (left-click to download, right-click to stream)

cover by the amazing reena_jenkins <3



Title: Third Wheel
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] copperbadge
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: MCU
Pairings: bucky/natasha, bucky/steve/natasha
Rating: teen and up
Summary: “Steve is obsessed with Bucky and Natasha's relationship. Bucky's gonna find Steve his own date if it kills him. Natasha thinks Bucky is perhaps overlooking the obvious.
content notes: none
Length: 0:07:06
text at AO3



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cover by me!



Title: The Tender Things That We Were Working On
Author: [archiveofourown.org profile] lady_ragnell
Readers: [archiveofourown.org profile] daroos, [archiveofourown.org profile] reena_jenkins, [archiveofourown.org profile] blackglass, [archiveofourown.org profile] kalakirya
Fandom: Leverage
Pairings: alec/parker, pre-parker/alec/eliot
Rating: general audiences
Summary: Maybe they're not the Breakfast Club, but there's something about Saturday detention that seems to bond people together.
content notes: none
Length: 0:08:28
text at AO3



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subsequent: (-open your mind)
[personal profile] subsequent2017-07-02 05:43 pm

family, fortitude, fencebuilding, and friendly propaganda [written by shadydave; read by subsequent]





Title: family, fortitude, fence-building, and friendly propaganda
Author: ShadyDave
Reader: [personal profile] subsequent
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, Dresden Files
Length: 01:17:17
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: None

Summary: "Don't worry," says Cecil. "They'll like you."

"You think so?" asks Carlos.

"Of course!" says Cecil. "Sure, you're maybe a tiny bit of an outsider, but my family is almost as tolerant as I am!"

Carlos stares at him. "Steve Carlsberg is your brother-in-law," he says.



Download: mp3 | m4b | streaming | all at AO3



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