Title: Happy Christmas, You Arse
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairings: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Molly Hooper/Greg Lestrade
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Genre/Tags: Christmas, Schmoop, Fluff
“Ah yes. Christmas isn’t Christmas until you’ve called someone a — how does it go? Scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot?”
“My thoughts precisely, John,” Sherlock says.
In which evidence is presented that disqualifies Sherlock from being the Grinch, and everyone's shoes fit them perfectly well, thank you.
Pre/Post Music - Fairytale of New York (cover by Kate McGill and ortoPilot) - The Pogues ft. Kristy MacColl